1 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,377 Take a letter to Paramount Studios, Hollywood. 2 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:27,880 Gentlemen, I've read the book of your show, 3 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,509 and as your legal advisor, I'm writing to let you know... 4 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,883 that it really can't be done. 5 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:37,890 I know it's all in fun, but there is a state called Louisiana, 6 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,893 and anyone can tell that they're gonna be sore as... 7 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,896 Well, you won't get away with it. They'll sue you... 8 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,398 and the writers and the actors too. 9 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:50,403 Because there are laws, laws that specifically say... 10 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:52,700 you can't write a book or a play... 11 00:02:52,807 --> 00:02:55,367 based on characters living today. 12 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,535 Yes, the cast will go to jail, 13 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,045 of that I have no doubt. 14 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:03,049 But speaking as your attorney... 15 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:06,587 Let me say that there is a way out 16 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:09,452 You can make the whole thing legal 17 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,856 Without changing a line in your book 18 00:03:12,961 --> 00:03:15,725 It can still be Louisiana 19 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:19,095 You can call a crook a crook 20 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,692 But you must say it's based on fiction 21 00:03:22,804 --> 00:03:27,707 And everything will be fine 22 00:03:27,809 --> 00:03:33,111 Yours truly Sam Horowitz 23 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:40,052 Of Rafferty, Driscoll and O'Brien 24 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:49,122 Before the picture starts we say with all our hearts 25 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:53,667 The characters portrayed in our musical charade 26 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:57,727 Have not been based on persons living or dead 27 00:03:57,839 --> 00:04:01,832 They've all been made up out of the author's head 28 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:06,277 The politicians we investigate 29 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:10,374 Could come from Kansas Maine or Indiana 30 00:04:10,485 --> 00:04:15,047 So we laid our story in the mythical state 31 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:19,354 A mythical state we call Louisiana 32 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:23,362 Within our simple plot you'll notice quite a lot 33 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:29,835 Of references to crooks who have monkeyed with their books 34 00:04:29,938 --> 00:04:32,702 The law says shows like this one 35 00:04:32,807 --> 00:04:35,571 Can get by with one restriction 36 00:04:35,677 --> 00:04:37,838 It must be fiction 37 00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:41,404 We've tried to stay within the law 38 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:44,212 That's why we laid the scenes 39 00:04:44,319 --> 00:04:46,344 In New Orleans 40 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:51,118 A city we've invented so that there would be no fuss 41 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:56,026 If there is such a place it's certainly news to us 42 00:04:56,130 --> 00:05:00,123 Yes, it's certainly certainly news to us 43 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:02,168 Mythical, mythical fiction, fiction 44 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:04,261 Mythical, mythical fiction, fiction 45 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:08,638 Mythical fiction, mythical fiction, ah 46 00:05:46,748 --> 00:05:49,148 Ohh. You're tellin' me. Huh! 47 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,150 Where's Whitfield? 48 00:05:51,252 --> 00:05:54,153 I've got to get back to the commencement exercises. 49 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:56,655 Oh, no, you don't. We're all in on this together. 50 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:58,658 Now, keep calm, son. Keep calm. 51 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,194 We've been investigated before, and we'll be investigated again. 52 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:04,696 Yeah, but we've never had Oliver P. Loganberry before. 53 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,700 They don't call him the watchdog of the senate for nothin'. 54 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,963 Senator Loganberry. Where does he hail from? 55 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,834 Some New England state. 56 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:15,067 I thought so. Nothin' but a doggone Yankee carpetbagger. 57 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:19,442 He'll give us a fair trial. If we get a fair trial, they'll hang us. 58 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,515 But think of the college. 59 00:06:21,616 --> 00:06:24,414 If it ever comes out that the head of the English department... 60 00:06:24,519 --> 00:06:26,316 signs his name with an X... 61 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:29,254 Well, let's drink up. They tell me the liquor at Leavenworth... 62 00:06:29,357 --> 00:06:31,257 ain't fit for man nor beast. 64 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:39,131 Well, Captain Whitfield, I'm glad you're here. 65 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,135 I always feel a lot safer with the police force around. 66 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:46,673 Well, boys, we're in for it. We're in for it? 67 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:51,211 Now wait a minute, fellas. Don't pin it on me. 68 00:06:51,312 --> 00:06:54,076 But after all, they expect it from you, Captain. 69 00:06:54,182 --> 00:06:56,878 What? Whose idea was it... 70 00:06:56,984 --> 00:07:00,147 to make the football team share their salaries with us? 71 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:03,655 Gentlemen, gentlemen, don't let's fight among ourselves. 72 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:05,487 A house divided must fall. 73 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,426 If it's gotta fall, let it fall on Jim Taylor. 74 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:12,158 Taylor? But he doesn't know what's going on. 75 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,235 That's the point. Being innocent, he won't seem guilty... 76 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:17,668 when they get him on the stand. That's right. 77 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,673 We made him president of the Louisiana Purchasing Company. 78 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:23,676 We even got him elected to the state legislature. 79 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:26,975 And what's he ever done? Nothing but sit on his seat at the state capitol, 80 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:30,915 taking our honest money and acting like a big shot while we do the dirty work. 81 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,919 We put him in there in case a situation like this came up. 82 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,251 Now let him earn his keep. 83 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:39,326 You'd better figure something out quick. He'll be here any minute. 84 00:07:39,427 --> 00:07:42,328 It's simple. Jim Taylor gave us his power of attorney, didn't he? 85 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:45,627 Uh-huh. Yeah. Every deal we've made, we've made in his name. 86 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,701 Hello, Mr. Taylor. Hello, Sam. 87 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:51,203 With you home again, New Orleans looks more like New Orleans. 88 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,705 What did it look like without me? New Orleans! 89 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:55,969 I'll be back in a few minutes, boys. Here's the cards. 90 00:07:56,077 --> 00:07:58,477 Play a little rummy. Cut out the gin this time. Yes, sir. 91 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:01,139 Hello, Jim. Glad you're back. So am I. Thanks. 92 00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:06,986 Hello. 93 00:08:08,456 --> 00:08:11,653 Hello. 94 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,727 Whoa, that's wonderful! 95 00:08:17,231 --> 00:08:19,324 Well, hello, fellas. What's cooking? 96 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:21,458 Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. 97 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,537 Well, well... 98 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:27,404 nothing's changed. You're just the way I left you. 99 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,703 Jim, I have bad news for you. 100 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,005 Looks like your trial's coming up. 101 00:08:32,113 --> 00:08:34,013 My trial? 102 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:37,846 You know, for all that lumber you sold the college? 103 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,682 When did I sell the college lumber? 104 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,689 The day after you left. Oh, we paid for it, all right, 105 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,419 but the following month you sent the college another bill, 106 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,985 and through some mistake, the college paid your company again. 107 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:53,555 Wait a minute. Why do you keep calling it my company? 108 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:55,568 It is your company. 109 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:57,865 We used your power of attorney to put it all in your name. 110 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:01,635 Maybe if I sent back the second check with a sweet little note... 111 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,768 they might think it's an oversight? We could explain the second check. 112 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:08,076 What you've got to worry about is the third check. 113 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:11,174 Yeah... I do? 114 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:13,253 Uh... 115 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,790 does anybody got a funnel? 116 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,393 How much lumber did I sell the college? 117 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:25,056 $25,000 worth. 118 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:29,125 $25,000 worth? Say, the Louisiana Purchasing Company... 119 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:31,637 wasn't in the lumber business when I left. 120 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,173 Where did I get all that wood? It's a little complicated. 121 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:37,210 You remember the lumber the government gave the city... 122 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:38,972 to build that new high school? 123 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,140 Don't tell me I swiped the lumber from the government. 124 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:45,913 You shouldn't have done it. Why monkey with the federal government? 125 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:50,116 Oh. The rough idea is I swipe the lumber, 126 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:53,125 then I charge them for swiping it, 127 00:09:53,227 --> 00:09:55,627 then I sold it every month. 128 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:59,222 Am I a genius. Hey, that's crooked, ain't it? 129 00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:04,236 Yeah. Well, I'll never forget you boys... 130 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:06,738 for the way you've trusted me, 131 00:10:06,841 --> 00:10:09,469 but the responsibility is too great. 132 00:10:09,577 --> 00:10:12,910 You can sell my seat in the legislature to the highest bidder. 133 00:10:13,014 --> 00:10:15,983 I'm learning to rumba, so I'm flying to Havana tonight. 134 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,483 So long, fellas. Ha. 135 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,486 Pardon me, I'd... 136 00:10:20,588 --> 00:10:23,489 Is this him? Yep, that's him. 137 00:10:23,591 --> 00:10:26,492 Okay, you're pardoned... with pleasure. 138 00:10:26,594 --> 00:10:28,994 I got his fingerprints. We ge... 139 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,997 That's about it, Jim. Do you see what we mean? 140 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,226 I see. I'm gonna get a convoy. 141 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:38,965 All you've got to do is to get the senator in a compromising situation. 142 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:43,032 Compromise him? He doesn't drink, smoke or play cards. 143 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,942 Every time he lies down, they muffle a bugle and play Taps. 144 00:10:46,047 --> 00:10:50,541 Well, how about women? Loganberry's 60 years old and has never kissed a woman. 145 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,551 He's been in "Ripley" three times. 146 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,019 Get him a girl, we'll make him think he's 19 again. 147 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,556 You expect me to do that with a power of attorney? 148 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,558 If you don't, you'll regret it... 149 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,561 for the next 20 years of your life. Okay, I'll try. 150 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:06,064 After all, if the government could fertilize the dust bowl... 151 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:09,068 I ought to be able to do something with Loganberry. 152 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,872 Will you join me? 153 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,877 Hello, Oscar. Hello, Mr. Taylor. 154 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,879 Can I have one? Hello, Mr. Taylor. 155 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,789 Next year you'll be buyin' papers from me. 156 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,985 Here, you can look at the pictures. 157 00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:37,496 Extra! Paper! Read all about it! 158 00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:39,225 Get your evening news! 159 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,996 Extra! Paper! Read all about it! 160 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,174 You got a slug, slug? Yeah, sure. 161 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:52,677 Oh, no, no, not that kind. Just the phone. Oh. 162 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,509 Help yourself. 163 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,516 Hmm. Make your own, huh? 164 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:09,188 Hello, Madame Bordelaise's Cafe? This is Jimmy Taylor. 165 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,389 Let me talk to Madame. 166 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,399 Madame. 167 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:18,029 Too many cooks spoil the... Madame! 168 00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:20,198 Oh. 169 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,707 Mr. Taylor on telephone. 170 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,710 Jimmy? When did he get back? 171 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,372 Hello, Jimmy. Welcome home to New Orleans. 172 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,506 I'll be over. I'm in trouble. 173 00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:32,017 Certainly I'll help you. 174 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,220 Who is the girl? 175 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,154 No, this time something else got me in trouble. 176 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:40,159 It wasn't legs, it was logs. Good-bye. 177 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,668 I'm gonna be busy, so you can take the afternoon off. 178 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,170 Spend some time with your father and mother, 179 00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:54,332 if there's visiting hours today. 180 00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:07,486 Mademoiselle. Oh, excuse me, please. 181 00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:10,682 Is this Madame Bordelaise's restaurant? Yes, mademoiselle. 182 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,692 May I see her, please? We are very old friends. 183 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,024 Oui. [Bordelaise] Marina. 184 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,833 Oh, my little Marina. 185 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:24,837 You here in Louisiana. What a surprise. 186 00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:27,339 Yvonne. This is a bigger surprise for me. 187 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:30,342 You have not changed in ten years. Oh, but you have. 188 00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:32,639 You were such a little girl. 189 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:37,683 What a beautiful place. Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 190 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,685 Now, sit down. 191 00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:43,052 How is your mother? Well, I trust. 192 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:45,125 No, she's not well, I trust. Oh. 193 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:49,219 She's still in Vienna. Oh, health is all right, but money and things... 194 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:52,094 I want to get mama a passport too, 195 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,929 but she needs $500 to come over. 196 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,866 $500? Mm-hmm. 197 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:59,235 I just paid my mortgage, but I'll get it. No, no, no. 198 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:02,241 I don't want you to give it to me. I want a job, 199 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,243 any kind of a job. 200 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,745 I can dance or scrub the floors... 201 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,111 or wash the dishes or anything. 202 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:13,118 But the estate. First we sold one part of the estate, 203 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,121 and then another, and then came Anschluss. 204 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,123 You know... liberation. 205 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,955 They liberated the rest of the estate from us. 206 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,962 Of course they left us the gardener's cabin. Mon dieu. 207 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,965 Oh, it wasn't bad. The gardener had some cows. 208 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,298 First we sold the milk, then the cows. And then what? 209 00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:32,838 Then last year I got a passport for America. 210 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,340 I have my first citizen papers already. 211 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,343 In a few years I get my second papers, 212 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,937 and then I'll go on relief. Heil Roosevelt! 213 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,650 Ah, bonjour, monsieur. 214 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,158 Voulez-vous prendre cette table ici, peut-etre... 215 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:57,321 tres bien, je vous assiérai et personne ne vous derangera. 216 00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,331 How do you do? 217 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:02,334 La tempete est belle dans New Orleans, n'est-ce pas? 218 00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,336 Thank you. 219 00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:07,839 Et maintenant, monsieur, voulez vous choisir? 220 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:15,638 This is in French too. Yes. 221 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,082 Well, could I order something in English? 222 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,177 Certainly. Certainly. 223 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,223 Monsieur would like to have something to drink before dinner? 224 00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:28,819 No, I'll just take my usual: A glass of hot water. 225 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:33,332 Hot water? Yeah, that's good for you before a meal. 226 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,299 Oh, very well, but, uh... 227 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,802 now, what about something to eat? 228 00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,896 I will suggest some oysters. 229 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:43,465 I knew you were going to say that. 230 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:46,478 Every time I go in a restaurant, 231 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,980 a waiter takes one look at me... 232 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,142 and suggests oysters. 233 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,453 I don't understand it. 234 00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:58,685 But, monsieur, this is New Orleans, the home of oysters. 235 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:03,491 I've had waiters suggest it to me in Nebraska, 236 00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:06,225 and Nebraska ain't the home of oysters. 237 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:10,269 Oh, but you see, the waiter realizes immediately... 238 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,771 that monsieur is a connoisseur about food, 239 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:15,774 so naturally he suggests oysters. 240 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,776 Say, maybe that's it. 241 00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:20,506 All right, I might have some oysters. 242 00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:25,017 May I suggest a New Orleans speciality? Oysters Rockefeller. 243 00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,610 Oysters Rockefeller? 244 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,155 Oh, no, you don't. What's the matter? 245 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,157 No. 246 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,659 A man in my profession can't afford... 247 00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:37,697 to have his name associated with Rockefeller. 248 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:40,130 What is your profession? 249 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,603 Bend over. 250 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,642 I don't want this to get around, 251 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:55,147 but I'm a senator, a United States senator. 252 00:16:55,249 --> 00:17:00,152 We're supposed to knock big business all the time, see? 253 00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:04,156 We can't have anything to do with Rockefeller. 254 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:06,818 Oh. I understand. 255 00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:10,829 I can't even go to Radio City. 256 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,831 That is sad. 257 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:16,334 So I guess we'd better skip the oysters? 258 00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,337 Well, then, uh... 259 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,339 what about some soup? 260 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,841 Soup? Mmm. 261 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,776 Nah. That's practically hot water, 262 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,780 and I'm having that anyway. 263 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,784 I tell you what: You bring me a ham sandwich... 264 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,287 and a cup of coffee. A ham sandwich? In Bordelaise's, 265 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,290 the best restaurant in New Orleans? 266 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,792 Oh! What an insult! What's the matter? 267 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:45,297 We are not in the habit of serving ham sandwich in Bordelaise's. 268 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:49,301 Oh, I get it. At a kosher restaurant, huh? 269 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:54,136 Well, that's all right. Bring me a hot pastrami we laugh. 270 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,699 Hot pastrami? Sure. I like that too. 271 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,245 Oh! Gaston! 272 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,315 Yes, Madam? 273 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,651 Madam? Have the gentleman served immediately. 274 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:10,155 Yes. He wants hot water and hot pastrami. 275 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,384 You imagine, at Bordelaise? 276 00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:15,462 We have no idea of such a thing. Also give him a sandwich... 277 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,462 anything and ca fera la rue michel. 278 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,464 With mustard. Wi... 279 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,467 I suppose it's quite an honor to you... 280 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,663 having a senator eat here. We've had a lot of senators. 281 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:29,174 Oh. And we've had ambassadors and presidents. 282 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,176 Is that so? 283 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,678 Uh, President Roosevelt ever eat here? 284 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:37,740 No, but we had Coolidge and Hoover. 285 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,613 Ah, Coolidge and Hoover. 286 00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:45,624 Well, in those days it was still legal... 287 00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:48,786 for a Republican to be president. 288 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,262 Why? Isn't it legal anymore? 289 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,729 It hasn't come up recently, 290 00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:59,636 but if it ever does, I don't think the new supreme court... 291 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,641 would declare it constitutional. 292 00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:05,234 Voila, monsieur. 293 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,643 C'est un bon client, n'est-ce pas? Quel ballot! 294 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:09,648 Tais-toi! Tais-toi! Tais-toi! 295 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,684 On a pas d'idée d'une chose pareille! 296 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,720 Don't do that. 297 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:19,654 This is a pretty expensive place. You'd better wait outside. 298 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,660 Uh-huh. 299 00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:29,935 Bordy! 300 00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:31,937 Jimmy? Jimmy Taylor! 301 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:37,108 Is it really you? This is a fine time to make sure. 302 00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:39,611 I'm so happy to see you. Oh, thanks. 303 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,613 Mr. Taylor? Yes? 304 00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:44,240 You're just the man I'm looking for. 305 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,787 I'm busy now, shorty, and I have all the insurance I can carry. 306 00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,789 What I want you to do, Bordy, I wa... come in. 307 00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:52,791 What's this? My card. 308 00:19:52,893 --> 00:19:56,795 I told you I'm busy. I don't even know who you are. 309 00:19:56,897 --> 00:20:00,628 That's the reason I gave you my card, so you'd know. 310 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:04,295 Well... Mr. Oliver P. Loganberry. 311 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,395 He... 312 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:10,135 I'll see you later, Bordy. All right. I'll be around. 313 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:13,145 So you're Senator Loganberry. Mm-hmm. 314 00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,112 Well... heh heh. 315 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:21,486 Uh... do you want to come over to my table with me... 316 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,488 while I finish my sandwich? 317 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:27,151 The reason I want to go over to my table is... 318 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:29,821 because they got the mustard over there. 319 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:32,296 The mustard. 320 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:43,675 Oh, uh... could I offer you a piece of this? 321 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:46,678 No, thanks, Senator. It would stick in my throat. 322 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,681 Well, then I'll just go right ahead. Mm-hmm. 323 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:53,184 It's quite a coincidence, my running into you this way. 324 00:20:53,287 --> 00:20:56,688 Yes, sir, it certainly is a small restaurant. 325 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,655 Yeah. 326 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:02,195 I was afraid I'd have to send J. Edgar Hoover after you. 327 00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:06,198 Oh, well, we wouldn't want to trouble him, would we? 328 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,201 What was it you wanted to see me about, Senator? 329 00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:13,364 You're the president of the Louisiana Purchasing Company, aren't you? 330 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,373 Well, I was. What do you mean, "was"? 331 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,375 We elected a new president today. 332 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,377 We felt like we needed new blood... 333 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,447 and we'd like to give the young fellas a chance. 334 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,448 I see. I'm glad to have met you, Senator. 335 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:26,383 If there's any I can do to make your stay pleasant, just call. 336 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,386 That's very nice of you. Good-bye. 337 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,888 Hey! Wait a minute. 338 00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:33,892 There is something you can do. What's that? 339 00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:36,121 I'd like to see your books. 340 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,891 Books? Uh... Yeah. 341 00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,832 Why read that old stuff? There's a circulating library right... 342 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,733 No, I don't want to read, I just want to add up. 343 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:48,797 Mmm. Well, that's too bad. Huh? 344 00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:51,503 Didn't you hear about the fire we're having? 345 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,511 I mean had. 346 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,513 Fire? It destroyed all our records. 347 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:59,051 It started out as a hotfoot, but it got away from us. 348 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,052 That's too bad. Much damage? 349 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,055 No, the fire was confined to the bookkeeping department. 350 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,058 Destroyed all our records of sales, checks, valuable papers, 351 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,560 but the rest of the building is still intact... 352 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,961 and no lives were lost. That was pretty fortunate. 353 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:14,465 So, as much as I'd like to cooperate, 354 00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:16,468 I can't show you our books. 355 00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:18,504 Of course not. All burned up. 356 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:21,597 A beautiful set of books they were too. I'll betcha. 357 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,542 Made out by the best certified public accountant money could convince. 358 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,409 You mean Simpson. Yeah... 359 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,379 Yeah, he's a good man. I guess I'm lucky. 360 00:22:32,486 --> 00:22:35,148 What do you mean? When I got to town, 361 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:38,156 the first thing I did was to go to Simpson... 362 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:41,159 and subpoena his duplicate set of your accounts. 363 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:43,661 I got 'em right here with me. 364 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,332 It's a very interesting record. 365 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,602 Only they, uh... 366 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,603 the figures don't add up right. 367 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,437 I've gone over it very carefully from every angle. 368 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,444 I've had it checked, rechecked and certified. 369 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,447 You certainly seem to think of everything, Senator. 370 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,449 Just a case of experience. 371 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,452 I've been in politics for thirty years now. 372 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,455 When my side, the Republicans, are in, 373 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,957 they tell me all the tricks they pull and... 374 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,858 when the Democrats get in, I know just what to look for. 375 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,931 - You fellas have to keep an eye on each other. - Mm-hmm. 376 00:23:19,032 --> 00:23:21,933 It's a good thing for the American people we do. 377 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:24,936 That's the only reason they still have shirts. 378 00:23:25,038 --> 00:23:26,767 Well, uh... 379 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:33,603 I... I don't suppose there's any way you could forget about this, Senator? 380 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,683 No. 381 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,651 No way I can see. 382 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:58,328 Might even get you ten years extra just for asking me. 383 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,507 Oh, uh... waiter. 384 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,043 Oui, monsieur. Bring me the check, please. 385 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,006 Monsieur, check. 386 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,523 Voila, monsieur. Check. 387 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,490 90 cents. Oui, monsieur. 388 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:22,494 That's enough. 389 00:24:22,596 --> 00:24:24,996 Any place that'll charge 90 cents... 390 00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:27,999 for a sandwich and a cup of coffee... 391 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:30,001 can't be respectable. 392 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:36,307 There's a dollar. That's ten cents for you. 393 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,309 Merci, monsieur. 394 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:41,880 He didn't even say thank you. 395 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:44,883 Well, I've enjoyed this little talk, Senator. 396 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,886 I'm very glad to have met you, Mr. Taylor. 397 00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:50,889 I suppose I'll be seeing you again in the state capitol. 398 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,892 Look for me. I'm in the sixth row on the aisle. 399 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,894 Good-bye. Good-bye. 400 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,598 Oh, uh... Oh. 401 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,678 If you want to keep that briefcase... 402 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:15,680 to look over those records, it's all right, 403 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,683 because I had a lot of copies made anyhow. 404 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:25,091 Crook. 405 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,832 Jimmy! Huh? 406 00:25:33,934 --> 00:25:36,903 Something's the matter, no? Yes? Something's the matter, yes. 407 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:40,404 The senator. He's going to send us all to jail for 1,000 years apiece... 408 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,407 unless we get him first. 409 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:45,410 Besides that, the gang'll probably bump me off. 410 00:25:45,512 --> 00:25:48,913 I've got to do something, and you can help. Sure. But how? 411 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,415 I need a girl to go after the senator, 412 00:25:51,518 --> 00:25:53,918 a girl with plenty of ants. Relatives? 413 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,921 She can have relatives too, but she's gotta have ants. Ants? 414 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,287 Ants. You know, flies that have been grounded. 415 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:02,623 Yvonne, I've been looking for... Marina! 416 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:06,358 Jimmy, look! From heaven! Heaven? 417 00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:08,832 She must've had a rough trip down. 418 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,870 But that's what you wanted: Nice, sweet, demure. 419 00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:15,567 But what about the ants? She has no ants. What I'm after is ants. 420 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,609 You should go on a picnic. 421 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:19,702 Ohh... Listen, Jimmy... 422 00:26:19,813 --> 00:26:22,714 an archduke and a baron, for this girl they killed themselves. 423 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:25,284 What? What? Yes! 424 00:26:25,385 --> 00:26:28,286 And then there was the count of Budapest. 425 00:26:28,388 --> 00:26:31,482 There's no count of Budapest. No. No more. 426 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:34,526 He kill himself. You mustn't say such things, Yvonne. 427 00:26:34,628 --> 00:26:37,529 Yes, I'll say it. Let him know how good you are. 428 00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:39,531 Mr. Taylor wants to engage you. 429 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:43,262 You want to engage with me? Well, yes, I... 430 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,270 But I do not love you, 431 00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:48,034 and I do not engage unless I love. 432 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:50,837 What's playing with her? 433 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:53,879 Oh, no, no, no, darling, you don't understand. 434 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,881 Mr. Taylor wants to give you a job. 435 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:59,383 Good! What kind of a job? 436 00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:02,387 Well, it won't pay much. Only $500. 437 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:07,893 $500? For $500, I can get a truckload of girls and two tons of caviar. 438 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:11,896 Never mind the caviar. I'll take the $500. She works fast. 439 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,762 Tell him what I did to the crown prince. Oh, yes. 440 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:17,302 I know. He keel himself. 441 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:20,567 Oh, you read about it in the paper. 442 00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:23,165 Yes. In the Budapest Bugle. Come here. 443 00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:27,679 She's not a bad-lookin' girl, but if she's such a killer, what's with those clothes? 444 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:30,682 She looks like a fugitive from a down payment. Oh, well, you see... 445 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:34,185 when she ran away from the baron, she left everything behind: 446 00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:37,688 Her jewels, her clothes, everything. 447 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,884 Well, not everything. 448 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:46,260 So you know a lot about men, huh? 449 00:27:46,366 --> 00:27:49,301 Maybe you do not think so. 450 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:51,802 Well, it's barely possible. 451 00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:54,874 So you think I'm barely possible. 452 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:58,410 Well, you might even go a little further than that. 453 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,945 Oh, I'm sure I could. 454 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,379 Like this. 455 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:07,180 Turn it off. You'll wear out your battery. You get the job. 456 00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:10,381 I do? Yeah. Now turn it on again. 457 00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:13,357 What do I do? I'll arrange for you to have dinner... 458 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:17,897 with the senator tomorrow night, then you can do your stuff. My, uh... stuff? 459 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,056 You know, the old stufferoo. 460 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,259 My, uh... stufferoo? 461 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,805 But not all of it. I don't want him to keel himself. Oh. 462 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:28,806 I'll try to hold back. I don't give him all the stufferoo, 463 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:32,309 I just give him half. She must have new clothes. 464 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,312 I knew you'd say something like that. 465 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:37,016 What you want her to do, go without any? 466 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,983 Yes. No! No! 467 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:42,748 Suppose I pick you up about 1:00 and we go on a shopping tour? 468 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:44,949 Shopping. Shopping? 469 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:48,653 And Jimmy, don't worry. You've picked the right girl. 470 00:28:48,762 --> 00:28:52,163 If I haven't, you can tell the archduke and those other suicides to move over. 471 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:54,324 Tomorrow at 1:00? 472 00:28:54,434 --> 00:28:56,402 Tomorrow. 473 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:05,677 Ants. She's loaded. 474 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:15,687 Oh, Jimmy, this is wonderful. 475 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:18,690 I want to look like an American girl. 476 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:21,693 Let's buy, buy, buy, buy. You talk like one already. 477 00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:23,695 [Saleswoman] Good morning. May I assist you? 478 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:27,130 Thanks. We'd like to see some clothes for a senator. What? 479 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:32,136 Something that'll appeal to a disintegrating Don Juan. I wouldn't call you old, sir. 480 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:35,639 Well, isn't... You would if you knew what I had on my mind. 481 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:37,642 This way, please. 482 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:48,319 May I show you something, sir? No, thanks. I seen it. 483 00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:55,961 Your young lady should look very well in clothes. 484 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:58,656 She's the type who can take 'em or leave 'em. 485 00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:02,166 I'm not his young lady. I'm his business. 486 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:06,671 You're entitled to your own opinion, but you can be wrong too. 487 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,806 Hello there. 488 00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:13,344 Shopping? 489 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:20,684 Who's that? A friend of mine who's been on my tail for days. 490 00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:22,516 He's practically a bustle. 491 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:25,785 These are the latest sport models. 492 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:46,679 Sports, huh? Have you anything appropriate for trapping an old goat? 493 00:30:46,779 --> 00:30:48,940 Oh, they're lovely. 494 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:53,213 I can hardly wait to put myself in them. 495 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:59,223 Oh. I'll take that and that and... 496 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:02,226 Don't mind her. She stutters. Very good. 497 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,228 Very good? She's batting a thousand. 498 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,230 We're really interested in some sheer, clinging, 499 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,129 low-necked overalls for night work. 500 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,225 You got that type of thing? Of course. 501 00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:12,236 Oh, you have, eh? 502 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,955 Somebody strap me down. 503 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,685 Oh. So that's the kind you are. 504 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,693 You mean there's another kind? 506 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:53,734 Is that what they mean by the open door policy? 507 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,540 Well, they're beautiful. 508 00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:04,523 I'll take them all. Yes, I would... All? 509 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:07,650 Now I know why all those noblemen shot themselves. 510 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:21,739 Say, does fluid drive come with this model? 511 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:39,516 That reminds me: I must get some vitamin B pills. 512 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:41,526 Oh, what a country. 513 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:44,529 Say, come to think of it, shouldn't you have a bathing suit? 514 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,496 Why? The senator might drool. 515 00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:49,067 Oh. We'd like to see some bathing suits. 516 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:52,069 Filled, of course. What a racket. 518 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:03,875 Please, Malcolm, let's dispense with those long and low whistles... 519 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,883 and the thought behind them. 520 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,894 Chicken under glass. 521 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,507 These are all next season's models. 522 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,340 Yeah? Let's see the season after next. 523 00:33:46,659 --> 00:33:50,595 Ha ha. Thank you, Jimmy, and good-bye. 524 00:33:56,969 --> 00:34:01,030 Wait for me downstairs. I may be out much quicker than I think. 525 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:04,041 All right, but don't think I'm a dope. Don't pull nothin'. 526 00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:06,407 Mind reader. 527 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:13,717 Wha... I thought we made good-bye. 528 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,220 Well, we make hello again. Why? Is there something else? 529 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,722 Are you kiddin'? I hate to shop and run. 530 00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:21,225 Besides, if you're going to tackle the senator, 531 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,318 we'd better have a rehearsal. 532 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,363 Rehearsal? How will we rehearse? 533 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:27,228 We'll go through the motions. 534 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:30,734 I'll pretend to be the senator, and you pour on the stufferoo. 535 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:33,829 Stufferoo? Oh, no. I pour on the stufferoo tonight. 536 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,840 Oh, no. Look, I'm the senator. 537 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:45,015 What are you doing in my room? 538 00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:47,018 Must I call the house detective? 539 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,351 But, Senator, you do not understand. 540 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:54,358 I have come here specially to make this visit with you. 541 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,361 Young lady, I know just what you're lobbying for, and... 542 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,363 you've got a beautiful lobby. 543 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:02,366 But, Senator, I do not want to lobby with you. 544 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:05,699 This means very many to me, 545 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:08,365 alone... like this. 546 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:11,375 Marina. Remember, you're the senator. 547 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,377 Loganberry never felt like this. 548 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:16,380 Please, Jimmy, one man at a time. 549 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:19,280 First I must get the senator in a promising position. 550 00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:23,845 Okay, but remember, after you've finished with Loganberry, 551 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,857 I want a chance to blow my brains out. 552 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,363 Well, I've never seen a cleaner-lookin' bunch of vultures. 553 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,905 I hope you've thought of something good. 554 00:35:41,007 --> 00:35:43,999 I've procured the services of one of the world's most dangerous women, 555 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:45,975 including the Scandinavian. 556 00:35:46,078 --> 00:35:49,514 Miss Marina's in there, sir. This is it. Thanks, Sam. 557 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:51,951 Let's take a look. 558 00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:54,418 Good evening, gentlemen. 559 00:35:56,189 --> 00:35:59,590 Wait a minute, boys. This is to get us out of a jam. 560 00:35:59,692 --> 00:36:02,092 What she hasn't got, she doesn't need. 561 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:05,028 What she doesn't need is good enough for me. I'll buy that. 562 00:36:05,131 --> 00:36:07,099 I'm not late, am I? 563 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,134 How do you like? 564 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,669 I like fine. I knew you'd come through, Jim. 565 00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:15,798 Yes, sir. From here in, we'll leave it all to you. 566 00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:19,605 Boy, if she was black, she'd be beautiful. 567 00:36:19,712 --> 00:36:22,647 I'll call the senator and make an appointment. 568 00:36:32,091 --> 00:36:34,992 Take these. You know what to do with 'em. 569 00:36:35,094 --> 00:36:36,994 Shoot him from every angle. 570 00:36:37,096 --> 00:36:39,997 Hello. Give me Senator Loganberry's room, please. 571 00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:43,500 I've been with him all afternoon. We're practically bosom pals. 572 00:36:43,603 --> 00:36:47,004 Hello, Oliver, this is Jim. Jim Taylor. 573 00:36:47,106 --> 00:36:49,506 You know, Louisiana Purchasing Company, 574 00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:53,045 the one whose books are short? Well, this is shorty. 575 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,680 Meet you? 576 00:36:56,782 --> 00:37:01,845 Wh... I'm in bed, practically. Um, it's... 577 00:37:03,089 --> 00:37:06,991 it's s... s... 18 minutes past seven, 578 00:37:07,093 --> 00:37:10,551 and I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. 579 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:12,893 He's shy. He wants to be coaxed. 580 00:37:12,999 --> 00:37:15,559 Meet me at Madame Bordelaise's and I'll give you the lowdown. 581 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:19,331 I've been telling him all about her. Boy, is he steamed up. 582 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:22,464 You mean you're ready to turn state's evidence? 583 00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:26,341 Oh, sure. Anything you want, from soup to nuts. 584 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,845 Well, that's fine. Fine. 585 00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:32,349 You see, I gotta get back to my home state... 586 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,851 and start campaigning for re-election, 587 00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:38,515 or I'm liable to lose my senatorial seat. 588 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:41,559 Well, you've got an awful lot to lose, Senator. 589 00:37:41,661 --> 00:37:43,720 Okay, it's a date. 590 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:46,662 Boys, I have to give Marina a final polishing job, 591 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,666 so meet me there, will ya? 592 00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:05,850 You think I got the, uh... ants? 593 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:08,853 Honey, you're covered with 'em. 594 00:38:08,955 --> 00:38:12,857 I have a lot of fun with you when you take me shopping. 595 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:15,359 I have a lot of fun when you take me. 596 00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:18,362 Good. I like two people should have fun together. 597 00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:21,365 Well, we could have a lot of fun together, but... 598 00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:26,132 business before business. You see, you're my private secretary. 599 00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:29,139 You tell the senator I'll be a little late... 600 00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:32,642 and that you can explain things till I get there. What I explain? 601 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,645 You're not going to explain. 602 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:37,147 When he opens his books, you get to work. 603 00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:40,150 I'm counting on your figure to make him forget ours. 604 00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:42,652 You like my figure? 605 00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:46,987 There are a lot of things I like about you, only... Only what? 606 00:38:47,093 --> 00:38:49,994 Well, there are some things I don't like. What? 607 00:38:50,096 --> 00:38:53,497 All those noblemen, for one thing. Oh, but they are dead. 608 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,499 Yes, but there they are. 609 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:59,002 But you are different. You are not noble. 610 00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:02,006 I see. You never have any trouble with the peasants. 611 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:04,008 No. No. Heh heh. 612 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:21,692 Ah, good evening, Senator. Good evening. 613 00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:25,195 Please go in. Go in. 614 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:32,136 Say, what is this? Where's Taylor? 615 00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:34,035 He's to meet you here. 616 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:37,109 This is our private dining room. 617 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:41,305 Oh, yeah. I never been in one of these before. Ha-ha. 618 00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:44,315 Won't you sit down, Senator? Thanks. 619 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:50,856 That was awful good pastrami I had yesterday. 620 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,356 Oh, I'm glad you liked it. 621 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:55,859 Pardon me. Are you Madame Bordelaise? Yes. 622 00:39:55,961 --> 00:40:01,160 I'm Marina Von Minden. Is Senator Loganberry here? 623 00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:03,167 Yeah, that's me. 624 00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:07,171 I'm Mr. Taylor's private secretary. 625 00:40:07,273 --> 00:40:09,173 Oh. He will come later. 626 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:12,210 While we are waiting, I can explain anything. 627 00:40:12,311 --> 00:40:16,839 Oh, well, won't you sit down 'til he comes? Thank you. 628 00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:21,082 While you are waiting, Senator, 629 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:24,156 may I send you up some of your hot water? 630 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:27,157 That's a good idea. Will you have some? 631 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,318 Hot water? Yes. 632 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:32,454 No, thanks, I just have my bath. 633 00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:37,935 Uh... well, this isn't for bathing, it's for drinking. 634 00:40:38,037 --> 00:40:41,598 No, thanks, I do not like it. Could I offer you something else? 635 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:43,732 Some cold water, maybe. 636 00:40:43,843 --> 00:40:48,507 Hot water? Cold water? I think you are old foof. 637 00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:53,176 Huh? Oh, old foof! Oh, yes. 638 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:57,381 We have very good old foof. 1880. 639 00:40:57,490 --> 00:40:59,390 I'll send it right up. 640 00:41:02,061 --> 00:41:04,586 What is this old foof? 641 00:41:04,697 --> 00:41:07,222 I hope it's nothing intoxicating. 642 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:12,327 They tell me so many girls drink liquor nowadays. 643 00:41:12,438 --> 00:41:17,205 Not me. I believe in... probation. 644 00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:23,312 Uh, pardon me. What sort of an accent is that you have? 645 00:41:23,415 --> 00:41:25,849 Oh, that's Viennese. Oh. 646 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:28,351 I'm not here very long. I see. 647 00:41:28,454 --> 00:41:31,855 You, uh... live here with your family? 648 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:34,858 No. My mother's still over there. 649 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,861 I can't bring her over yet. Why not? 650 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:42,332 Those dirty, stinking immigration laws. 651 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:48,531 Immigration laws. 652 00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:50,438 I wrote them. 653 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:52,408 You? 654 00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:54,843 Perhaps you could bring her over here. 655 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:57,916 Oh, sure I could. Like that. Really? 656 00:41:58,017 --> 00:42:00,918 But she'd have to have $500. 657 00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,921 Oh, she'll have that, all right. I'm getting it tonight. 658 00:42:04,023 --> 00:42:07,356 Oh. Well, uh... what is her name? 659 00:42:07,459 --> 00:42:10,860 Countess Maritza Von Minden, 660 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:14,865 32 Josefstrasse, Vienna. 661 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:19,529 32... Josefstrasse? 662 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,367 Uh-huh. 663 00:42:22,775 --> 00:42:26,336 Josef... Strasse. 664 00:42:26,445 --> 00:42:28,379 Uh, how do you spell that? 665 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,938 Yaht-O-S-E-F... Strasse. 666 00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:35,452 Yaht? Yaht. 667 00:42:35,554 --> 00:42:37,681 You better write it. 668 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:41,858 Your mother is a countess? 669 00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:43,861 How did that happen? 670 00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:47,364 Very simple. My father was a count. Oh. 671 00:42:47,466 --> 00:42:49,696 Well, that sounds reasonable. 672 00:42:49,802 --> 00:42:51,702 I'll send a wire tonight, 673 00:42:51,804 --> 00:42:54,705 and she can come over as a visitor... 674 00:42:54,807 --> 00:42:56,707 under my protection. How's that? 675 00:42:56,809 --> 00:42:58,834 Oh, Senator. 676 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:02,402 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 677 00:43:05,985 --> 00:43:08,886 Ahem. Senator Loganberry? Yeah? 678 00:43:08,988 --> 00:43:10,888 I have the honor to present myself. 679 00:43:10,990 --> 00:43:16,394 I am Madame Bordelaise's head waiter. I am Jacques. Hiya, Jacques. 680 00:43:16,495 --> 00:43:19,396 Madame Bordelaise told me to take good care of you, 681 00:43:19,498 --> 00:43:22,729 and I am going to give it to you... good! 682 00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:24,735 Observe. Voila! 683 00:43:24,837 --> 00:43:27,567 My staff. 684 00:43:27,673 --> 00:43:31,666 Pierre, Albert, Robert... 685 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:35,474 and, uh... polar bear. 686 00:43:35,581 --> 00:43:38,049 They certainly give you good service here. 687 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:41,210 Five waiters for a glass of hot water. 688 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,288 Albert. This way. 689 00:43:43,389 --> 00:43:46,256 Senator. Observe. 690 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,861 What is that? This is pure Mississippi River water. 691 00:43:50,963 --> 00:43:53,864 Oh. Temperature is as you wish? 692 00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:57,701 Yeah, that's about right. 693 00:43:57,803 --> 00:44:01,204 Mississippi River water, huh? Uh-huh. 694 00:44:01,307 --> 00:44:05,266 Would you mind putting a squirt of lemon in it for me? 695 00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:08,369 A squirt? A squirt! A lemon? Certainement. 696 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,380 Oui oui. Tout suite. 697 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,382 Lemon! Voila! Voila! 698 00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:15,385 Take it on ze lam. Warm it up out zere. 699 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:19,389 Lemon? Ha-ha-ha! Lemon. 700 00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:21,686 A little hot water for the senator, polar bear? 701 00:44:21,794 --> 00:44:24,262 Oh, yes. Little hot water. Very little. 702 00:44:24,363 --> 00:44:28,265 Pierre, a little vitamin A for the senator. Thank you. 703 00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:31,268 Albert, a little pinch of salt for the senator. 704 00:44:31,370 --> 00:44:34,669 A little pinch of salt with a slight gin flavor. 705 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,674 Robert, a little squirt of lemon. 706 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,677 The everlovin' squirt of lemon for the senator... 707 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:43,509 and stir well before tasting. Ah ha ha. 708 00:44:43,615 --> 00:44:45,515 I taste. 709 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:57,361 Monsieur. Hot water for the senator, 710 00:44:57,463 --> 00:45:00,864 and the old foof for the mademoiselle. You taste, please. 711 00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:04,197 Pure Mississippi River water, eh? Ah. 712 00:45:04,303 --> 00:45:06,999 You sure? Look, there's a piece of the levy. 713 00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:12,042 Gulp! Uhh... 714 00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:14,704 uh... whew. That's a little hot. 715 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:18,180 The senator will blow on it or fan it with his hat. 716 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,379 Yes, that's better, but it tastes different... 717 00:45:23,489 --> 00:45:25,514 from what I had yesterday. 718 00:45:29,094 --> 00:45:33,497 It don't seem to be hot, but still it burns going down. 719 00:45:33,599 --> 00:45:35,499 I guess it's stronger. 720 00:45:35,601 --> 00:45:37,535 That's the "whitamin" content. 721 00:45:37,636 --> 00:45:41,333 It has the "whitamins" S, O, U, S and E. 722 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,341 Yesterday we have on hand only the Missouri water. 723 00:45:44,443 --> 00:45:47,207 The Missouri water is much weaker than the Mississippi water, 724 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:51,715 but you prefer the Missouri... No, I'm beginning to like this. 725 00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:54,149 Oh, you make me so happy. 726 00:45:54,253 --> 00:45:56,346 Oh. Very happy. Hey! 727 00:45:56,455 --> 00:45:58,855 Oh. Don't worry, Senator. 728 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,857 I'll take it off your check. 729 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:03,689 Vamoose. Amera-cays. 730 00:46:03,796 --> 00:46:06,196 Oh... oh... oh, Jack. Monsieur? 731 00:46:06,298 --> 00:46:09,699 Some more hot water. Ah-ah! 732 00:46:09,802 --> 00:46:13,203 One more of these and he'll be higher than the B-19. 733 00:46:13,305 --> 00:46:18,208 I think I've seen that waiter someplace before. 734 00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:22,610 Oh, Jack, haven't I seen you someplace before? 735 00:46:22,714 --> 00:46:26,616 Well, I don't know. 736 00:46:26,718 --> 00:46:30,916 Maybe it was Paris, where I was head waiter at the Petite Poulet? 737 00:46:31,023 --> 00:46:33,821 No, I never been to Paris. 738 00:46:33,926 --> 00:46:37,362 Maybe it was Washington. That could be it. Washington. 739 00:46:37,463 --> 00:46:39,226 Washington. Let's drink to Washington. 740 00:46:39,331 --> 00:46:42,300 To Washington, B.C. 741 00:46:42,401 --> 00:46:44,369 Washington... [Mumbles] 742 00:46:46,038 --> 00:46:48,165 Gulp! Washington. 743 00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:52,334 Every time I think of Washington, I could cry. 744 00:46:52,444 --> 00:46:55,936 There's a couple of guys in Europe who feel the same way. 746 00:46:59,451 --> 00:47:03,353 Oh, don't cry, please. 747 00:47:03,455 --> 00:47:06,686 I was just feeling a little homesick... 748 00:47:06,792 --> 00:47:09,022 for Washington. Oh. 749 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,028 I don't know anybody in New Orleans. 750 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:15,224 Everybody I try to get in touch with... 751 00:47:15,334 --> 00:47:18,030 doesn't want to see me. 752 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:20,036 Well, I know how you feel. 753 00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:23,539 I don't recognize many people here either. 754 00:47:23,642 --> 00:47:25,542 You don't? No. 755 00:47:25,644 --> 00:47:28,135 I just work for Mr. Taylor. Yes? 756 00:47:28,247 --> 00:47:31,148 After I finish my work, I go home right away... 757 00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:33,650 so I can worry by myself. 758 00:47:33,752 --> 00:47:37,654 That's the saddest story I ever heard. 759 00:47:37,756 --> 00:47:39,656 I'm lonely too. 760 00:47:39,758 --> 00:47:44,161 Why, even when I get up in the senate to make a speech... 761 00:47:44,263 --> 00:47:46,663 I'm all alone. 762 00:47:46,765 --> 00:47:49,666 You're lonely 763 00:47:49,768 --> 00:47:51,668 Yeah. 764 00:47:51,770 --> 00:47:55,103 And I'm lonely 765 00:47:55,207 --> 00:47:59,166 So why can't we 766 00:47:59,278 --> 00:48:04,375 Be lonely together 767 00:48:04,483 --> 00:48:11,685 The night is young and while it grows older 768 00:48:11,790 --> 00:48:14,281 We can forget 769 00:48:14,393 --> 00:48:20,263 Crying on each other's shoulder 770 00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:24,324 The sky's cloudy 771 00:48:24,436 --> 00:48:29,464 'Cause we're lonely 772 00:48:29,575 --> 00:48:33,443 But soon we'll see 773 00:48:33,545 --> 00:48:38,915 A change in the weather 774 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:46,321 Two lonely hearts beating as one 775 00:48:46,425 --> 00:48:50,225 Can be miserable 776 00:48:50,329 --> 00:48:58,361 And still have a lot of fun 777 00:48:58,470 --> 00:49:00,904 Ah ha-ha-ha. 778 00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:04,407 You're lonely 779 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:08,775 And I'm lonely 780 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,976 So why can't we 781 00:49:13,085 --> 00:49:18,022 Be lonely together 782 00:49:18,123 --> 00:49:25,495 The night is young and while it grows older 783 00:49:25,597 --> 00:49:27,929 We can forget 784 00:49:28,033 --> 00:49:33,403 Crying on each other's shoulder 785 00:49:33,505 --> 00:49:37,874 The sky's cloudy 786 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:41,878 Cause we're lonely 787 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:46,178 But soon we'll see So why... see 788 00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:51,085 A change in the weather 789 00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:58,357 Two lonely hearts beating as one 790 00:49:58,463 --> 00:50:01,955 Can be miserable 791 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:14,207 And still have a lot of fun 792 00:50:15,447 --> 00:50:18,348 Oh, say, that was beautiful. Oh, really? 793 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,452 Oh, Jack! Some more hot water! 794 00:50:20,452 --> 00:50:21,851 Oh, Jack! Some more hot water! 795 00:50:21,953 --> 00:50:26,083 First time the Mississippi ever emptied into a senator. 796 00:50:29,961 --> 00:50:33,362 Zere you are. Uh, thanks. Oh, golly. 797 00:50:33,465 --> 00:50:37,333 I wish I could remember who you remind me of. 798 00:50:37,436 --> 00:50:40,701 Oh, don't worry, Senator. It will come to you. 799 00:50:40,806 --> 00:50:44,367 - Don't reach for it. It'll come to you. 800 00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:47,877 I guess the Mississippi is repeating on me. 801 00:50:47,979 --> 00:50:50,379 Sounds more like the levy eez breaking. 802 00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:53,883 Mademoiselle, I have a telephone message for you... private. 803 00:50:53,985 --> 00:50:56,886 You will pardon me, Senator? Oh, sure. Go right ahead. 804 00:50:56,988 --> 00:50:59,889 I've run out of conversation anyhow. 805 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:05,061 We're all set. All you've gotta do... 806 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:07,723 is get on this guy's lap long enough for us to take a picture. 807 00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:10,233 Do I got to? He's such a sweet man. 808 00:51:10,335 --> 00:51:12,895 Do you want me to spend my life in jail... 809 00:51:13,004 --> 00:51:15,905 or floating down the river in a barrel of cement? No, Jimmy. 810 00:51:16,007 --> 00:51:18,908 Then give him the works. Okay, I'll give him the works, 811 00:51:19,010 --> 00:51:20,910 but I don't like it. 812 00:51:21,012 --> 00:51:22,314 Oh, my darling Nellie Gray 813 00:51:22,314 --> 00:51:23,906 Oh, my darling Nellie Gray 814 00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:27,007 They have taken you away 815 00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:29,519 Mmm. Was it anything important? 816 00:51:29,621 --> 00:51:32,317 No. It is Mr. Taylor. He say excuse him, 817 00:51:32,424 --> 00:51:35,621 he'll be here in 10 minutes. Mr. Taylor? 818 00:51:35,727 --> 00:51:38,662 He wanted to see me about somethin', didn't he? 819 00:51:38,764 --> 00:51:43,030 Oh! Oh, goodness. Goodness. 820 00:51:43,135 --> 00:51:45,035 What's the matter? 821 00:51:45,137 --> 00:51:48,038 I got a ruin in my stocking. Hmm? 822 00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:53,544 Look. Oh! You think that's anything? Look. 823 00:52:07,826 --> 00:52:11,023 Ha-ha! Oh, say, 824 00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,597 maybe we ought to have something to eat, huh? 825 00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:15,723 Uh... oh, Jack! 826 00:52:16,902 --> 00:52:18,836 Oh, no. Ain't you hungry? 827 00:52:18,937 --> 00:52:21,838 No, I am on a diet. Oh. 828 00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:26,468 What's the matter, another stocking? 829 00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:29,979 No, I've got something in my eye. Oh, that's too bad. 830 00:52:30,081 --> 00:52:32,982 Maybe I ought to get a doctor. Oh, no, Senator. 831 00:52:33,084 --> 00:52:35,484 I think maybe you can get it out. 832 00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:37,987 Have you got a handkerchief? A handkerchief? 833 00:52:38,089 --> 00:52:40,990 I had a handkerchief. What did I do with it? 834 00:52:41,092 --> 00:52:43,993 I got it here somepl... Here it is. 835 00:52:47,799 --> 00:52:50,199 Uh... which eye is it in? 836 00:52:50,302 --> 00:52:53,203 I think it's this one. I don't see anything. 837 00:52:53,305 --> 00:52:56,206 Maybe it's the other one. It must be the other one. 838 00:52:56,308 --> 00:52:59,209 I think it's better if you sit down. Oh. 839 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:01,211 And I also sit down. 840 00:53:01,313 --> 00:53:04,714 Now can you see better? Oh, yeah, I think I see somethin'. 841 00:53:04,816 --> 00:53:06,716 How's that? 842 00:53:06,818 --> 00:53:10,219 That's much better. Thank you. You're welcome. 843 00:53:10,322 --> 00:53:14,725 Say, this is funny, isn't it? What? 844 00:53:14,826 --> 00:53:19,229 You're sitting on my lap, ain't ya? Oh, yes. 845 00:53:19,331 --> 00:53:21,993 That's what I thought. Do you like it? 846 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,000 I love it. 847 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:34,177 Uh, what was that? Oh, that, like a big flash? 848 00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:36,179 Yeah. That was love. 849 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:40,945 Oh. Say, let me sit on your lap, will ya? 850 00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:43,452 Oh, no. No. I just want to try it. 851 00:53:43,555 --> 00:53:46,456 I never sat on a girl's lap. I just wanna try it. 852 00:53:46,558 --> 00:53:49,959 Are you all ready? Here I come. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 854 00:53:57,302 --> 00:54:01,534 Are you comfortable? I don't mind it a bit. How do you feel? 855 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,609 I feel just like Charlie McCarthy. 856 00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:07,610 Hello, Mr. Bergen. Hello, Charlie. 857 00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:13,216 Am I wrinkling your dress? 858 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:15,218 No, I don't think so. 859 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,721 I don't want to wrinkle such a pretty dress. 860 00:54:18,823 --> 00:54:22,224 I'm glad I'm not wrinklin'-in'-in'-in'. No. 861 00:54:22,327 --> 00:54:26,320 Heh, heh. Are you... Are you... Are you sure... 862 00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:29,832 I'm not too heavy for you? No, not for me. 863 00:54:29,935 --> 00:54:33,496 I'm afraid I'm too heavy. I weigh almost 200 pounds. 864 00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:36,005 I... Oh ho-ho! 865 00:54:36,107 --> 00:54:38,837 I... You mustn't do that. 866 00:54:38,944 --> 00:54:41,037 I... 867 00:54:41,146 --> 00:54:44,343 Peeping toms. Now, you were sitting right there, 868 00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:46,349 ze young lady was sitting on your lap, 869 00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:48,851 your heads were together, you were making love, 870 00:54:48,954 --> 00:54:51,855 and you were making that $500 smile. 871 00:54:51,957 --> 00:54:54,687 Close-up, close-up. Follow me. 872 00:54:54,793 --> 00:54:57,523 Were we like thi... 873 00:54:57,629 --> 00:54:59,688 There goes love again! 874 00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:01,698 You get everything you need? 875 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,701 I got him from every angle in the U.S. Camera Guide. Okay. 876 00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:09,038 Oh, Senator? How about a little nightcap? 877 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,540 - Nightcap? - Yeah, just try this on for size. 878 00:55:11,643 --> 00:55:16,546 Ooh! I just happened to think of somethin'. What? 879 00:55:16,648 --> 00:55:19,811 I just remembered who he reminds me of. 880 00:55:19,918 --> 00:55:23,012 Who? Jim Taylor. 881 00:55:23,121 --> 00:55:24,816 Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah. 882 00:55:24,923 --> 00:55:27,483 Jim Taylor? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 883 00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:29,651 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 884 00:55:29,761 --> 00:55:32,161 If you didn't have a mustache, 885 00:55:32,263 --> 00:55:36,063 you'd be the spittin' image of Jim Taylor. 886 00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:38,067 Oh, you mean like this? 887 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:45,406 No, wrong again! 888 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:51,874 I've bought you a costume. Wait until you see it. 889 00:55:51,983 --> 00:55:55,783 You'll be the sensation of the Mardi Gras. Will I? 890 00:55:55,887 --> 00:55:59,618 Oh, what's wrong, Marina? You should be very excited. 891 00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:03,660 Think of it. Mardi Gras comes only once a year. 895 00:56:52,177 --> 00:56:54,702 New Orleans, New Orleans 896 00:56:54,813 --> 00:57:00,149 Louisiana purchase I'll tell you what it means 897 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:03,243 It means I'd like to sell you New Orleans 898 00:57:03,354 --> 00:57:06,380 Come on, come on and you all can go to town 899 00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:10,450 Way down in New Orleans 900 00:57:10,562 --> 00:57:16,592 Louisiana salesman with nothing in his jeans 901 00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:19,693 That's why I'd like to sell you New Orleans 902 00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:23,740 Come on, come on and do all the things there are to do 903 00:57:23,842 --> 00:57:27,471 In New Orleans 904 00:57:27,579 --> 00:57:30,104 Where'd ya think that heat comes from 905 00:57:30,215 --> 00:57:32,775 That rhythmic beat comes from 906 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:35,876 And that red meat comes from 907 00:57:35,987 --> 00:57:38,114 New Orleans 908 00:57:38,223 --> 00:57:43,525 Louisiana purchase I've told you what it means 909 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:46,654 So won't you let me sell you New Orleans 910 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,994 Come on, come on, come on, come on along 911 00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:54,172 Come on way down to New Orleans 913 00:58:02,547 --> 00:58:06,711 Louisiana purchase I'll tell you what it means 914 00:58:06,818 --> 00:58:09,548 It means I'd like to sell you New Orleans 915 00:58:09,654 --> 00:58:12,953 Come on, come on and do all the things there are to do 916 00:58:13,057 --> 00:58:16,788 In New Orleans New Orleans 917 00:58:16,895 --> 00:58:19,056 Where does that heat come from 918 00:58:19,164 --> 00:58:21,029 That rhythmic beat come from 919 00:58:21,132 --> 00:58:24,158 Where does that heat that rhythmic beat 920 00:58:24,269 --> 00:58:26,464 And that red meat come from 921 00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:30,302 Louisiana 922 00:58:30,408 --> 00:58:34,003 Loui-Louisiana 923 00:58:34,112 --> 00:58:37,411 Come on along come on along, come on along then you can go all to town 924 00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:41,178 Way down in New Orleans 926 00:58:51,262 --> 00:58:55,289 Louisiana purchase 927 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,700 I'll tell you what it means 928 00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:04,798 It means I'd like to sell you New Orleans 929 00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:07,070 That new, new, New Orleans 930 00:59:07,178 --> 00:59:09,203 Where do you think that heat comes from 932 00:59:14,786 --> 00:59:17,220 Where do you think that beat comes from 934 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,851 And that red meat comes from 936 00:59:27,665 --> 00:59:30,156 New Orleans Louisiana purchase 937 00:59:30,268 --> 00:59:34,295 Yeah, New Orleans I've told you what it means 938 00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:36,839 So won't you let me sell you New Orleans 939 00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:39,375 Come on along come on, come on 940 00:59:39,477 --> 00:59:41,468 Come on along 941 00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:44,275 To New Orleans 942 00:59:44,382 --> 00:59:47,249 To New Orleans 944 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:56,390 Look, there's Jimmy. Jimmy! 945 00:59:56,494 --> 00:59:59,622 Oh, Jimmy! Pause, James! 946 00:59:59,731 --> 01:00:03,690 Long live King Taylor! 947 01:00:03,801 --> 01:00:07,237 Here, press this for me! 949 01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:17,270 Hey, what is this? 950 01:00:17,382 --> 01:00:21,648 Five hundred dollars. My payoff! 951 01:00:21,753 --> 01:00:24,153 Hey! Hey! 954 01:00:55,553 --> 01:00:59,387 To Mardi Gras! To Mardi Gras! To Mardi Gras! 959 01:03:48,059 --> 01:03:51,825 I want you boys to be the first to know, now that we have Loganberry where we want him... 960 01:03:51,929 --> 01:03:55,831 and jail isn't staring us in the face, Emmy Lou and I are gonna get married. 961 01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:59,061 Well, congratulations! Good for you! 962 01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:02,037 I love him so much, I could just die. 963 01:04:02,139 --> 01:04:06,576 Uh-huh! She's always saying that, but she never does! 965 01:04:14,819 --> 01:04:17,811 Senator, I've been looking all over for you. 966 01:04:17,922 --> 01:04:19,719 I haven't thanked you enough. 967 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,353 Now, you... 968 01:04:22,460 --> 01:04:25,588 You'll have to break yourself of that habit. Why? 969 01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:27,755 Don't you like it? It's from my heart. 970 01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:32,962 Well, I can't help where it's from. I've got to be a little careful. 971 01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:35,698 You see, I'm a dark horse. 972 01:04:35,806 --> 01:04:38,036 Well, you look all right to me. 973 01:04:38,142 --> 01:04:40,872 No, you don't understand. That's another expression... 974 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:44,937 for somebody who thinks he can be president. President! 975 01:04:45,049 --> 01:04:49,076 Yeah, I've been a dark horse for the last nine elections. 976 01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:52,246 Ever since you were a little pony? Yeah. 977 01:04:52,356 --> 01:04:57,453 They tried to give it to me in 1940, but I outsmarted 'em. Uh-huh. 978 01:04:57,562 --> 01:05:01,293 But next time, I think I'll have a chance. I'll show you how it figures. 979 01:05:01,399 --> 01:05:06,200 Uh-huh. There are 22,000,000 Republicans who will vote the ticket... 980 01:05:06,304 --> 01:05:10,206 even if we put up Li'I Abner. Is he a Republican? 981 01:05:10,308 --> 01:05:15,007 Yeah. And this investigation should be worth at least 5,000,000. 982 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:18,775 Mm-hmm. The public loves a good crusade. 983 01:05:18,883 --> 01:05:21,716 Makes 'em think that we're looking out for their interests. 984 01:05:21,819 --> 01:05:26,586 Oh, I'm glad I came to America. It's wonderful. 985 01:05:26,691 --> 01:05:30,855 Marina, would you mind trying a dance with me? 986 01:05:30,962 --> 01:05:33,897 Of course! Come on. 987 01:05:33,998 --> 01:05:37,058 Well, Senator, I've been looking all over for you. 988 01:05:37,168 --> 01:05:41,264 No wonder I didn't recognize you. What are you supposed to be, a used laundry bag? 989 01:05:41,372 --> 01:05:45,172 No, I'm still a senator. I'm an old Roman now. 990 01:05:45,276 --> 01:05:47,744 An old Roman! Quite a Colosseum you got there. Look... 991 01:05:47,845 --> 01:05:51,008 What is it? I want to show you a picture I found in an Easter egg. 992 01:05:51,115 --> 01:05:53,015 Come here a second. 993 01:05:58,155 --> 01:06:01,784 Senator, I want you to meet some members of the old and now defunct firm. 994 01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:04,656 Colonel Davis, Senior and Junior, Dean Manning and Captain Whitfield. 995 01:06:04,762 --> 01:06:07,560 [Together] How do you do? How are you, gentlemen? 996 01:06:07,665 --> 01:06:10,725 You look like a nice bunch of fellas. 997 01:06:10,835 --> 01:06:14,396 I'm sorry I've got to do what I got to do, but I gotta do it. 998 01:06:14,505 --> 01:06:19,340 You may not have to, Senator. Here, take a look at this and hold on to your eyebrows. 999 01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:22,378 It looks like a drunk. Correct, Senator. 1000 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:26,473 You hit the nail right on your head. Get a good look, you may recognize who it is. 1001 01:06:26,584 --> 01:06:30,452 Say, wait a minute. That looks like me. That's right. 1002 01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:33,819 That's either you or a reasonably plastered facsimile. 1003 01:06:33,924 --> 01:06:36,791 I was never drunk. No? Then how'd that girl get in your lap? 1004 01:06:36,894 --> 01:06:41,092 Don't tell me that was the only chair in the room. I never had a drink in my life. 1005 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:45,931 All I had last night was some Mississippi River water. I got a witness. 1006 01:06:46,037 --> 01:06:48,301 I'll take this and give you three witnesses and six points. 1007 01:06:48,406 --> 01:06:52,365 Why, even your own secretary can... 1008 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:57,436 That girl. Say, that's you. 1009 01:06:57,548 --> 01:06:59,880 Yes. 1010 01:06:59,984 --> 01:07:02,714 Oh, I begin to get it. 1011 01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:06,153 It was a frame-up and she was in on it. 1012 01:07:06,257 --> 01:07:10,421 We're willing to leave that to the American people or Dr. Gallup. Take your choice. 1013 01:07:10,528 --> 01:07:14,794 You mean you're going to print this? Not necessarily. 1014 01:07:14,899 --> 01:07:18,062 If you called off the investigation, we could forget about this. 1015 01:07:18,169 --> 01:07:20,899 You come down with amnesia and we'll catch it. 1016 01:07:21,005 --> 01:07:25,999 There's a train pulling out of here at midnight. I'll give you a police escort. 1017 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,738 What do you say, Senator? 1018 01:07:28,846 --> 01:07:31,940 Well, I guess I'll have to take it. 1019 01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:35,883 I got a record of 30 years in the senate... 1020 01:07:35,986 --> 01:07:40,320 but it wouldn't hold up against this picture. 1021 01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:43,450 You're a pretty smart fellow, Mr. Taylor. 1022 01:07:43,561 --> 01:07:46,257 I kind of wish you were a Republican. 1023 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,797 No hard feelings, Senator. 1024 01:07:48,899 --> 01:07:51,163 No, no hard feelings. 1025 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:55,261 After all, it's only politics. 1026 01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:59,240 Only it might've been nice to have had a chance... 1027 01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:02,676 to be president. 1028 01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:05,510 My sister would've liked it. 1029 01:08:05,616 --> 01:08:09,347 You get your name in all the history books with the other presidents. 1030 01:08:09,453 --> 01:08:13,719 Other presidents? You mean there was somebody before Roosevelt? 1031 01:08:13,824 --> 01:08:16,019 Wait a minute. 1032 01:08:16,127 --> 01:08:19,585 Let me see that picture. There's nothing bad about this. 1033 01:08:19,697 --> 01:08:23,758 No, maybe not for you. But it'd mean ruin to me. 1034 01:08:23,868 --> 01:08:25,961 Anyway, you got your mother in. 1035 01:08:26,070 --> 01:08:27,970 You're still going to bring her over? 1036 01:08:28,072 --> 01:08:30,905 I'm not going to stop it now. 1037 01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:33,738 That'd be pretty cheap revenge, wouldn't it? 1038 01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:38,440 No wonder I love you. Sure, that's why you lov... What? Love? 1039 01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:42,110 You call that love? Why, you're almost old enough to be his daughter. 1040 01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:46,212 The senator and I got engaged last night and here we are celebrating before the marriage. 1041 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:48,416 Huh? I smell a rat with a Viennese accent. 1042 01:08:48,526 --> 01:08:51,086 Do you mean to say... Do not try to hide it from them, Oliver. 1043 01:08:51,195 --> 01:08:54,995 You know I proposed and you accepted. Are you sure? 1044 01:08:55,099 --> 01:08:59,468 You're a little hysterical. Why don't you creep off and hold your breath a little too long? 1045 01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:03,597 Go ahead and try and print those pictures! You know who they will hurt? You! 1046 01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:07,336 Snooping on two people who are engaged. No decent paper will print it and you know it! 1047 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:12,677 If we're engaged, this is blackmail! Who's double-crossing who? 1048 01:09:12,783 --> 01:09:15,616 Let's be fair about this. I am double-crossing nobody. 1049 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:19,485 I did your job. Can I help it if I fell in love? 1050 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:23,651 You fell in love with a 60-year-old foof? I am not a foof! 1051 01:09:23,761 --> 01:09:25,786 I know. I was bein' polite. 1052 01:09:25,896 --> 01:09:30,299 You fell in love when I was around? A 30-year-old foof? 1053 01:09:30,401 --> 01:09:35,168 So this is the girl you dug up to help us! Jim. 1054 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:37,433 Come along. We want to talk to you. Wait a minute, fellas. 1055 01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:41,443 She's only kidding. Tell them. No, I'm not kidding. 1056 01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:44,013 Come on, Senator, let's celebrate our engagement. 1057 01:09:44,114 --> 01:09:47,311 All right. Do you like Mississippi River water? 1058 01:09:47,418 --> 01:09:49,818 A female Benedict Arnold. Come on! Get goin'! 1059 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,356 Take it easy! I admit, on the surface, it looks bad, 1060 01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:56,426 but if you think about it... it gets worse, doesn't it? 1061 01:09:56,527 --> 01:09:59,223 Come on! Hey! 1063 01:10:01,599 --> 01:10:03,965 Let's get back to the ball and enjoy ourselves. Wait a minute! 1064 01:10:04,068 --> 01:10:06,866 I can't walk around like this! We'll send you somethin' to wear, 1065 01:10:06,971 --> 01:10:09,735 somethin' to fit your personality. Never mind my personality. 1066 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,934 At least throw me a fan! 1068 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:23,452 It's a lovely day 1069 01:10:23,554 --> 01:10:28,389 A-tomorrow Tomor... What am I singin' about? 1070 01:10:28,492 --> 01:10:30,357 Am I a jer... I'm nuts. 1071 01:10:30,461 --> 01:10:33,953 Tomorrow is a lovely day 1072 01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:36,328 Yeah, if I live that long. 1073 01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:42,235 Come and feast your tear-dimmed eyes 1074 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:46,503 Feast! Here I am, caught in the draft again, and you're talkin' about eating! 1075 01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:51,172 On tomorrow's clear blue skies 1076 01:10:51,282 --> 01:10:53,409 Fine time for a weather report. 1077 01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:56,077 If-a today If-a to-a-day! 1078 01:10:56,186 --> 01:10:59,155 Your heart is weary 1079 01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:02,350 Weary, he says. I got heartburn! 1080 01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:07,021 If every little thing looks gray 1081 01:11:07,131 --> 01:11:11,864 I can see those gray walls. I hope I get a low number. That's all I ask. 1082 01:11:11,969 --> 01:11:14,460 So forget your troubles 1083 01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:19,531 And learn to say Aw, shut up! 1084 01:11:19,643 --> 01:11:25,604 Tomorrow is a lovely day 1085 01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:28,184 Hmm-hmm 1086 01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:32,915 Jolly! Jolly! 1087 01:11:33,023 --> 01:11:37,323 Politics! I should've stayed in the butcher shop, blowin' up turkey bladders. 1088 01:11:37,428 --> 01:11:40,329 What was I do... 1089 01:11:42,266 --> 01:11:44,666 Heh-heh. 1090 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,571 Ha-ha! 1091 01:11:51,442 --> 01:11:56,243 Tomorrow is a lovely day 1092 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:59,349 So, you're going to marry the senator. 1093 01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:01,884 But he's 60 years old, if he's a day. 1094 01:12:01,986 --> 01:12:06,446 To save my mother, I will marry him if he's 90 years old, if he's a day. 1095 01:12:06,557 --> 01:12:09,890 Oh! But you don't love the senator. Yes, I love him! 1096 01:12:09,994 --> 01:12:13,953 What? Yes, I love him like he was my own son. 1097 01:12:14,064 --> 01:12:17,659 Everybody feels that way about the senator, 1098 01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:20,328 but that's not enough for marriage. 1099 01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:22,530 Jimmy Taylor likes you a lot, you know. 1100 01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:27,235 Hmm. Yes, I know. He's crazy for me! 1101 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:31,178 And much younger than the senator. Yes, I know. 1102 01:12:31,281 --> 01:12:35,081 I like him in a much younger way from the senator. 1103 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:37,653 It would be lovely if I could marry Jimmy... 1104 01:12:37,755 --> 01:12:41,953 and adopt the senator. 1105 01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:54,665 I've been lookin' all over for you, you double-crosser. 1106 01:12:54,772 --> 01:12:58,731 Don't call me names, you crook! Who's a crook and how did you find out? 1107 01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:01,811 The senator. He tell me all about you and your crooks. 1108 01:13:01,912 --> 01:13:05,279 What did you sell out for, $600? I do not what I do for money. 1109 01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:09,409 I do it because I like people who are honest. Single-crossers! 1110 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,717 I suppose it's honest to marry a man old enough to be your grandfather. 1111 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:15,155 It is more honest than framing him up. 1112 01:13:15,259 --> 01:13:19,252 I did what I did in self-defense. You're doing what you're doing in cold blood. 1113 01:13:19,363 --> 01:13:24,096 You're only jealous. You only want to make marriage with me yourself. 1114 01:13:24,201 --> 01:13:28,467 Are you kiddin'? I wouldn't marry you if you were the last woman on earth! 1115 01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:33,475 'Course, I'd still keep your phone number. I'm more good-natured than you. 1116 01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:38,480 If you were the last man on earth, I would marry you. But only if you were the last man! 1117 01:13:42,386 --> 01:13:45,287 If I were the last man. 1118 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:48,815 If I were! 1119 01:13:52,196 --> 01:13:54,426 Bordy! 1120 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:58,365 Jim, I'm glad you're here. Marina is so unhappy. 1121 01:13:58,469 --> 01:14:02,098 She's unhappy? You don't understand why she's marrying the senator. 1122 01:14:02,206 --> 01:14:06,575 She's doing it for her mother. Why does her old lady want to see me go to jail? 1123 01:14:06,677 --> 01:14:09,908 No, she's getting into the country. 1124 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:14,245 Oh. Well, she can have my quota number because I'll have to get out of the country. 1125 01:14:14,351 --> 01:14:16,751 Why? Look, Bordy, there's only one chance left for me. 1126 01:14:16,854 --> 01:14:18,344 Yes? And it's up to you. 1127 01:14:18,455 --> 01:14:20,150 Me? I should've thought of you first. 1128 01:14:20,257 --> 01:14:23,124 After all, it's your reputation that gave New Orleans its reputation! 1129 01:14:23,227 --> 01:14:26,560 Oh, Jimmy, now you're just trying to flatter me. No, I mean it! 1130 01:14:26,663 --> 01:14:30,565 You can make the senator forget Marina, the investigation and the White House if you want to. 1131 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:33,568 Oh, but the senator is such a cold-blooded fish. 1132 01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:37,538 Yeah, but you ever see what happens to a cold fish when you put the heat on? 1133 01:14:38,842 --> 01:14:41,709 It's cooked. And you can make him sizzle, honey. 1134 01:14:41,812 --> 01:14:45,509 Well, I suppose I could do it, if I put my mind to it. 1135 01:14:45,616 --> 01:14:48,346 Well, you put your mind to it and anything else you can spare. 1136 01:14:48,452 --> 01:14:53,219 All right, I'll do it. And now you go to Marina and tell her you understand. 1137 01:14:53,323 --> 01:14:56,121 Oh, sure. Thanks, Bordy. 1138 01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:59,161 You may be adding 20 years to my life. 1140 01:15:02,166 --> 01:15:05,329 Hello. Marina, it's me, Jimmy. I wanna talk to ya. 1141 01:15:05,435 --> 01:15:09,166 I know what you want to say. That I'm a dirty double-crosser and no good. 1142 01:15:09,273 --> 01:15:13,471 Well, it's all true and I don't want to hear it. Good-bye. 1143 01:15:13,577 --> 01:15:17,604 Oh, no, no. That isn't what I want to say. No? 1144 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:21,741 No, I would've done the same thing. Madame Bordelaise told me all about your mother. 1145 01:15:21,852 --> 01:15:26,551 And you forgiving me? I forgiving you. Please believing me. 1146 01:15:26,657 --> 01:15:30,218 Oh, but you will go to jail. Oh, what's 15 or 20 years... 1147 01:15:30,327 --> 01:15:33,421 as long as I know you'll be waiting outside those cold, gray walls. 1148 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:38,331 And you'll run up to me like this, take me in your arms and kiss me like this. 1149 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:43,262 Think I'll go back and serve another year. 1150 01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:45,967 You mustn't do this. Why, don't you like it? 1151 01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:54,046 Listen, if you marry the senator, this is what you'll get. 1152 01:15:54,151 --> 01:15:56,642 I don't say it's bad. 1153 01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,950 But if you marry me, this is what you'll get. 1154 01:16:04,828 --> 01:16:07,353 Think it over, honey. 1155 01:16:11,201 --> 01:16:14,102 1157 01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,971 Hello? 1158 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,343 Yeah, this is me. 1159 01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:05,182 Oh, well, I don't want to brag, Mr. Winchell, 1160 01:17:05,289 --> 01:17:10,192 but if you like corruption, that's what I got. 1161 01:17:10,294 --> 01:17:13,286 Well, if you give me about 15 minutes to get dressed, 1162 01:17:13,397 --> 01:17:16,161 you can come up and have breakfast with me and we could... 1163 01:17:16,266 --> 01:17:20,293 Hello. Oh, hello. 1164 01:17:20,404 --> 01:17:24,636 Oh, sure. Ju... Hey! What are you doing here? 1165 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:29,007 I've come here to save Junior. I'm not gonna see him sent to jail. 1166 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:34,273 Who's Junior? Just a minute, Mr. Winchell. 1167 01:17:34,384 --> 01:17:37,649 You're ruining my life, and now I'm gonna ruin yours. 1168 01:17:37,754 --> 01:17:40,848 When that columnist comes up here, he's going to find me. 1169 01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:44,393 And I'm going to say I was here all night. 1170 01:17:44,494 --> 01:17:48,794 You can't do tha... Hello? Hello? 1171 01:17:48,899 --> 01:17:52,733 Oh, he hung up. Hey, you get out of here or I'll call the police! 1172 01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:57,364 Oh, no, I'll call them. Help! Murder! Police! 1173 01:17:57,474 --> 01:18:00,341 Shut up! Hey, there! What's goin' on? 1174 01:18:00,444 --> 01:18:02,674 Aaah! 1175 01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:05,839 Who sent you here? The dean. 1176 01:18:05,949 --> 01:18:07,974 Now, you get on outta here and let a big girl handle things. 1177 01:18:08,085 --> 01:18:12,283 Aw, I never have any fun! That's all right, go on. Scoot! 1178 01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:18,721 All right, Senator. I got rid of her. 1179 01:18:18,829 --> 01:18:22,731 Yeah, that was a narrow escape, wha... Hey! 1180 01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:25,631 You gotta get outta here too! [Knocking] 1181 01:18:25,736 --> 01:18:28,637 Winchell! Hide, quick! 1182 01:18:31,808 --> 01:18:34,971 Where is she? Tell me where she is or I'll kill ya! 1183 01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:39,947 Where's who? Emmy Lou. They told me she was here. Now tell me, or I'll... 1184 01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:42,814 Honest, you're killing an innocent man! 1185 01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:47,879 All right. If she's here, believe me, I'll find her. Emmy Lou! Emmy Lou! 1186 01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:54,663 A-ha! Now I know she's here. 1187 01:18:54,765 --> 01:18:59,702 You cur! There's nobody here but me. 1188 01:18:59,803 --> 01:19:02,738 Oh, yeah? Is this yours? 1189 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,476 What is that? 1190 01:19:08,578 --> 01:19:12,207 Brother, they ain't water wings! 1191 01:19:12,349 --> 01:19:15,113 What was that? I didn't hear anything. 1192 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:17,482 Well, I did! 1193 01:19:19,256 --> 01:19:21,156 Oops! Sorry. 1194 01:19:21,258 --> 01:19:23,818 Well, you sure oughta be. 1195 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:26,555 Now, can't a girl have any privacy? 1196 01:19:26,663 --> 01:19:28,824 But I expected to find Emmy Lou. 1197 01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:32,368 Emmy Lou is in the closet of a room upstairs. 1198 01:19:32,469 --> 01:19:35,666 Ohh. Well, that's all right. What? 1199 01:19:41,812 --> 01:19:44,906 Okay, Senator, the coast is clear. 1200 01:19:45,015 --> 01:19:50,009 Good morning! Aaah-hhhh-hhhh! 1201 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:53,556 Scram. Say, who's order's you workin' under? 1202 01:19:53,657 --> 01:19:57,423 Jim Taylor's. Oh, that's all right, then. 1204 01:20:03,433 --> 01:20:06,095 Hello, toots. 1205 01:20:06,203 --> 01:20:08,296 How did you get in here? 1206 01:20:08,405 --> 01:20:11,704 And in my other nightgown! 1207 01:20:11,808 --> 01:20:14,868 You brought me here... by brute force! 1208 01:20:14,978 --> 01:20:19,642 When? When! Don't tell me you forgot. 1209 01:20:19,749 --> 01:20:23,116 Oh-ohhh! 1210 01:20:23,220 --> 01:20:25,882 Winchell! 1212 01:20:35,332 --> 01:20:37,425 Come in. 1213 01:20:37,534 --> 01:20:41,402 Senator Loganberry? Yes? 1214 01:20:41,505 --> 01:20:44,963 I'm the house detective. The house detective? 1215 01:20:45,075 --> 01:20:49,171 Yeah. I just got a report there's a wild party going on in this room. 1216 01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:53,841 No, there's nobody in this room but me. [Knocking] 1217 01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:55,815 Can I see you a moment, Sen... 1218 01:20:55,919 --> 01:20:59,355 Wilson, you here? What seems to be the trouble? 1219 01:20:59,456 --> 01:21:03,790 I'll tell you, Mr. Taylor. There's been goings on going on in here. 1220 01:21:03,894 --> 01:21:08,297 That's impossible. I'll vouch for the senator. Thanks, Mr. Taylor. 1221 01:21:08,398 --> 01:21:11,162 Better yet, take a look at him. Ain't that guarantee enough? 1222 01:21:11,268 --> 01:21:16,296 Three women were reported here in this room and that's a case for the grand jury. 1223 01:21:16,406 --> 01:21:18,636 Three women? Who sent the other two? What? 1224 01:21:18,742 --> 01:21:21,711 Three women? Why, that's nonunion! Ohhh-hhh-hhh! 1225 01:21:21,811 --> 01:21:25,747 Ohhh-hhh-hhh! You've got to help me, Mr. Taylor! 1226 01:21:25,849 --> 01:21:29,808 Certainly I'll help you, Ollie. I'll tell you what you do, Wilson. 1227 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,117 You wait outside while I have a talk with the senator. 1228 01:21:33,223 --> 01:21:35,748 I'm sure he must have a reasonable explanation. 1229 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:39,187 Tch-tch-tch-tch. 1230 01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:43,926 Well, Senator, it looks bad. 1231 01:21:44,034 --> 01:21:47,765 Well... what do you think they'll do to me? 1232 01:21:47,871 --> 01:21:51,238 You never know in Louisiana. We're pretty hot-blooded about our women. 1233 01:21:51,341 --> 01:21:53,775 So are the women. They may lynch you. 1234 01:21:53,877 --> 01:21:57,040 But that wouldn't prove anything, except that you've got a neck. 1235 01:21:57,147 --> 01:22:00,048 Mr. Taylor, I didn't do a thing. 1236 01:22:00,150 --> 01:22:02,175 Honest, I didn't. 1237 01:22:02,285 --> 01:22:06,051 Yet you admit there were three women in here. Yeah, at least three. 1238 01:22:06,156 --> 01:22:08,351 Do you know there's a federal law covering that? 1239 01:22:08,458 --> 01:22:11,859 Do I know it? Gosh, I helped pass it. 1240 01:22:11,962 --> 01:22:14,795 Senator, why don't you think of the future when you pass laws? 1241 01:22:14,898 --> 01:22:17,264 Or didn't you think you'd have a future like this? 1242 01:22:17,367 --> 01:22:20,734 Look, Ollie, let's lay our cards on the bed, marked as they are. 1243 01:22:20,837 --> 01:22:25,433 After all, as a state representative, I can pull wires and straighten out this scandal. 1244 01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:29,273 There's no scandal. Don't worry, there will be. 1245 01:22:29,379 --> 01:22:32,246 All you have to do is sign a statement that the Louisiana Purchasing Company... 1246 01:22:32,349 --> 01:22:34,943 is innocent of all charges. Never! 1247 01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:37,952 They can dunk me in tar and feathers, 1248 01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:41,148 but I'll never sign away my honor! 1249 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:44,556 Okay, but if you're in Washington a year from now, 1250 01:22:44,661 --> 01:22:47,129 you'll see less of the White House than Eleanor! 1251 01:22:47,230 --> 01:22:51,166 Oh, you can't prove anything. No? 1252 01:22:53,637 --> 01:22:55,434 Hello. 1253 01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:59,668 Oh, I get it! 1254 01:22:59,776 --> 01:23:02,939 This is another one of your frame-ups, isn't it? 1255 01:23:03,046 --> 01:23:05,378 Oh, sure... No, that's ridiculous. 1256 01:23:05,482 --> 01:23:09,782 I just want to see that justice is done to this poor little flower of the South. 1257 01:23:09,886 --> 01:23:12,218 You're losing one of your petals. 1258 01:23:12,322 --> 01:23:15,189 Have you seen enough or do you want to wait for the supper show? 1259 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,816 I've seen enough. 1260 01:23:17,927 --> 01:23:20,157 Okay, I'll just draw up the papers. 1261 01:23:20,263 --> 01:23:22,424 I'm sorry, it's only politics. 1262 01:23:22,532 --> 01:23:26,969 And you know what they say about politics. It certainly makes strange bedfellows. 1264 01:23:38,615 --> 01:23:40,708 Hey! What are you doing? 1265 01:23:40,817 --> 01:23:43,752 They haven't got me yet, 1266 01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:46,754 those blasted Democrats! 1267 01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:54,492 I want a double brandy. And put some whiskey in it. 1268 01:23:54,597 --> 01:23:57,031 Nothing for me? 1269 01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:00,864 Oh, yes. I'm gonna get you something too. 1270 01:24:00,970 --> 01:24:04,497 And send up a justice of the peace right away. 1271 01:24:04,607 --> 01:24:07,007 What? 1272 01:24:20,657 --> 01:24:25,424 A wife cannot testify against her husband. 1273 01:24:37,941 --> 01:24:40,739 Hello, Sam. I must see Mr. Taylor right away. 1274 01:24:40,844 --> 01:24:44,678 I'm sorry, Miss Marina, he just left. Left? Where? 1275 01:24:44,781 --> 01:24:47,545 There was some talk about catching a plane for Havana. 1276 01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:51,416 He said he was expecting a little hot spell and he had to get out of town. 1277 01:24:51,521 --> 01:24:53,318 Thank you. You're welcome. 1278 01:25:00,797 --> 01:25:02,662 Hey, fellas, wait for me! 1279 01:25:06,503 --> 01:25:08,971 Wait a minute, what are you tryin' to do? Run out? 1280 01:25:09,072 --> 01:25:12,235 Not if I can fly. You can't leave me behind, fellas! 1281 01:25:12,342 --> 01:25:16,642 You have our power of attorney. Anything you do is all right. Go to the capitol and sit tight. 1282 01:25:16,746 --> 01:25:20,546 We've turned over all our holdings to you. They're all in your name. 1283 01:25:20,650 --> 01:25:23,778 That's wonderful of you, but I don't want it. All I want to do is go with you. 1284 01:25:23,887 --> 01:25:28,221 Stay here. Take your medicine. I don't mind takin' my medicine, but must I lick the spoon? 1285 01:25:28,324 --> 01:25:32,283 You're lucky we didn't have you taken for a ride. Won't you even take me along... 1286 01:25:32,395 --> 01:25:34,124 as the kibitzer? It's the FBI! 1287 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:40,232 Ho! Let's go. I can feel J. Edgar Hoover breathing on my neck. 1288 01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:42,327 Why am I always last? Let me in there. 1289 01:25:42,438 --> 01:25:46,602 Hey, wait a minute! I'm with them! What kind of a racket... 1290 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:49,234 Jimmy! Jimmy! 1291 01:25:54,517 --> 01:25:58,647 Hey, fellows, you're kiddin'! You're gonna leave me... 1292 01:25:58,755 --> 01:26:01,053 here. Jimmy! They tell me you fly to Havana, 1293 01:26:01,157 --> 01:26:03,352 so I came to flying with you. 1294 01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:05,859 That's fine. We just missed the carrier pigeon. 1295 01:26:05,962 --> 01:26:08,021 You don't seem very happy and delighted. 1296 01:26:08,131 --> 01:26:11,066 Oh, I'm happy and delighted, all right. Huh. 1297 01:26:11,167 --> 01:26:14,466 Where will we go on our honeymoon? Think we can see Niagara Falls from Leavenworth? 1298 01:26:14,571 --> 01:26:17,904 I just got a beautiful idea. Yeah? 1299 01:26:18,007 --> 01:26:20,305 We have to go to the state capitol immediately. 1300 01:26:20,410 --> 01:26:23,811 You expect me to go up there? The least I can do is make 'em drag me. 1301 01:26:23,913 --> 01:26:27,747 The senator told me he had to leave for home in three days. 1302 01:26:27,851 --> 01:26:30,012 What an idea. How'd you ever think of that? 1303 01:26:30,119 --> 01:26:34,579 I think about that American movie I saw, all about politics. 1304 01:26:34,691 --> 01:26:38,388 You're new in this country and on to all the rackets. You're 100 percent American. 1305 01:26:38,494 --> 01:26:42,225 Hundred percent? Is that as high as you can go? 1306 01:26:42,332 --> 01:26:44,129 Yeah, and still be honest. 1307 01:26:45,835 --> 01:26:47,530 Look, Jimmy! 1308 01:27:02,752 --> 01:27:06,119 Boy, what a break. The senator and his bride are here. 1309 01:27:06,222 --> 01:27:09,282 Yeah, nothing ever happens at the Grand Motel. 1310 01:27:09,392 --> 01:27:12,384 I think I'll stick with the senator tonight and find out what he's gonna do. 1311 01:27:12,495 --> 01:27:14,463 Okay, see you at the capitol. All right. 1312 01:27:14,564 --> 01:27:17,158 Don't do that. Did you... 1313 01:27:17,267 --> 01:27:18,928 Hello. Ohhh. 1315 01:27:33,516 --> 01:27:36,417 Hello, Mr. Taylor. Oh, hello, Senator. 1316 01:27:36,519 --> 01:27:39,716 What are you doing here? I just stopped off on my way to the capitol. 1317 01:27:39,822 --> 01:27:42,848 What was that you were going through, your daily dozen? 1318 01:27:42,959 --> 01:27:46,759 I was just going over the speech I'm gonna make against you fellas. 1319 01:27:46,863 --> 01:27:49,957 It's a pip, too. Wanna hear it? 1320 01:27:50,066 --> 01:27:51,795 No, thanks, I never go to previews. 1321 01:27:51,901 --> 01:27:54,802 Oh, just gonna plead guilty, huh? 1322 01:27:54,904 --> 01:27:56,963 No, I think I've got an ace in the hole. 1323 01:27:57,073 --> 01:28:01,339 Well, no matter who wins, I want to thank you for what you've done for me. 1324 01:28:01,444 --> 01:28:06,040 I guess if it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't be married. 1325 01:28:06,149 --> 01:28:08,617 I take it Madame Bordelaise's made you very happy. 1326 01:28:08,718 --> 01:28:11,380 Ohh... 1327 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:15,719 I don't know whether she's made me happy, exactly, but... 1328 01:28:15,825 --> 01:28:18,487 she is interesting. 1329 01:28:20,763 --> 01:28:25,325 I've seen more gadgets that I didn't know about. 1330 01:28:25,435 --> 01:28:29,895 Gadgets? Yeah. My wife wears a, uh... 1331 01:28:30,006 --> 01:28:31,371 A... 1332 01:28:31,474 --> 01:28:35,501 a contraption that looks like a straitjacket. 1333 01:28:35,611 --> 01:28:38,307 I think they call it a griddle. 1334 01:28:38,414 --> 01:28:39,904 A griddle? Yeah. 1335 01:28:40,016 --> 01:28:43,452 Oh, you mean a girdle, don't you? Girdle, yeah! 1336 01:28:43,553 --> 01:28:47,114 How did you know? You never been married, have ya? 1337 01:28:47,223 --> 01:28:50,590 No, but I read a lot. And besides, the Louisiana Purchasing Company... 1338 01:28:50,693 --> 01:28:52,991 also manufactures griddle... I mean girdles. 1339 01:28:53,096 --> 01:28:57,465 Maybe you can tell me how she gets into this thing. 1340 01:28:57,567 --> 01:29:02,004 It puzzles me because there don't seem to be any opening in it anywhere. 1341 01:29:02,105 --> 01:29:04,198 It can't go over her head. 1342 01:29:04,307 --> 01:29:06,070 Oh, no, she'd strangle to death. 1343 01:29:06,175 --> 01:29:09,269 All she does is put her hands in the girdle like that. Yeah? 1344 01:29:09,379 --> 01:29:12,507 To open it. She couldn't do it like that. She'd break her wrist. 1345 01:29:12,615 --> 01:29:15,846 Oh, yeah. Tear 'em right off. So, she puts her hand in like that. 1346 01:29:15,952 --> 01:29:19,479 Then she puts one foot in and then the other foot in. Yeah. 1347 01:29:19,589 --> 01:29:22,490 And there she is, in the girdle. Yeah? 1348 01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:26,992 She can't walk in it! 1349 01:29:27,096 --> 01:29:31,465 She takes the one side and she pulls it up. 1350 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:34,627 Then she crosses her leg. That makes it smaller. Oh, yeah. 1351 01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:38,400 Then she pulls the other side up. Yeah. 1352 01:29:38,508 --> 01:29:40,908 Then she... 1355 01:29:50,787 --> 01:29:55,383 Now it's on. Well, this part's up, but that part's still down there. 1356 01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:06,802 Goes up in the back. Yeah, it's coming. 1357 01:30:12,475 --> 01:30:17,037 And there it is, all one piece. 1358 01:30:17,146 --> 01:30:19,137 Equal distribution. 1359 01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:21,478 By golly, that's very ingenious. 1360 01:30:21,584 --> 01:30:26,214 Oh! There are two things on the sides with snappers on the end of'em. What are they for? 1361 01:30:26,322 --> 01:30:28,483 Oh, those things are to hold her stockings up, too. 1362 01:30:28,591 --> 01:30:32,789 How can she walk with that harness on? It's easy. Just try it. 1363 01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:35,295 Follow me. 1365 01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:52,346 The House will please come to order. 1366 01:30:56,586 --> 01:30:59,020 Next on our agenda... 1367 01:30:59,122 --> 01:31:03,354 are certain charges brought against the Louisiana Purchasing Company... 1368 01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:05,791 and members of the local government. 1369 01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,590 Gentlemen, please. Please. 1370 01:31:07,697 --> 01:31:12,634 Charges brought by Senator Oliver P. Loganberry... 1371 01:31:12,735 --> 01:31:14,930 of a northern state. 1373 01:31:16,772 --> 01:31:18,831 Mr. Speaker... 1374 01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:21,273 Mr. Speaker! 1375 01:31:21,377 --> 01:31:24,642 The chair recognizes the gentleman from New Orleans. 1376 01:31:24,747 --> 01:31:27,773 But, Mr. Speaker, I raised my hand first. 1377 01:31:27,884 --> 01:31:30,614 And besides, I'm bringing the charges. 1378 01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:33,883 Don't worry, this won't take forever. What is this? 1379 01:31:33,990 --> 01:31:37,517 It's a filibuster, Senator! 1380 01:31:37,627 --> 01:31:40,255 Hey, Ed, it's a filibuster. Yeah. 1381 01:31:40,363 --> 01:31:44,390 If Taylor holds the floor for three days, he's got Loganberry licked. 1382 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:47,333 The senator's due back in his home state for a political rally. 1383 01:31:47,436 --> 01:31:49,870 You can't do this! 1384 01:31:49,972 --> 01:31:53,135 Oh, yes, I can. I got special permission from Jimmy Stewart. 1385 01:31:54,544 --> 01:31:57,240 Gentlemen, I want to start this auspicious occasion... 1386 01:31:57,346 --> 01:32:00,975 by reading a brief statement on the glories of the South. 1387 01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:04,382 Gone with the Wind... 1388 01:32:04,487 --> 01:32:06,387 By Margaret Mitchell. 1389 01:32:12,028 --> 01:32:15,156 She could get Rhett back, she knew she could. 1390 01:32:15,264 --> 01:32:19,200 There'd never been a man she couldn't get once she set her mind upon him. 1391 01:32:19,302 --> 01:32:23,329 I'll think of it all tomorrow, at Tara. I can stand it then. 1392 01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:25,669 Tomorrow I'll think of some way to get him back. 1393 01:32:25,775 --> 01:32:29,040 After all, tomorrow is another day. 1394 01:32:29,145 --> 01:32:33,548 Oh, the glorious South. 1395 01:32:33,649 --> 01:32:36,618 Mr. Speaker! 1396 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:37,777 Quiet, Yankee! 1397 01:32:37,887 --> 01:32:39,184 Quiet, Yankee! 1398 01:32:39,288 --> 01:32:43,918 But I have to get home. I've got business to attend to. 1399 01:32:44,026 --> 01:32:48,087 You better give up. I'm gonna be talkin' a long while and I know how to talk. 1400 01:32:48,197 --> 01:32:51,860 My father was a tobacco auctioneer and my mother was a woman. 1401 01:32:51,968 --> 01:32:54,732 You better give up. Never. Never! 1402 01:32:54,837 --> 01:32:57,931 Okay. Let's see what's in the paper. Ohhh. 1403 01:32:59,809 --> 01:33:04,109 I tell ya, this is a wonderful country we're living in. You can always get help. 1404 01:33:04,213 --> 01:33:06,807 You can get cooperation any time you... 1405 01:33:06,916 --> 01:33:09,976 Hi, Mr. Taylor. Oh, hiya. 1406 01:33:10,086 --> 01:33:11,383 Thank you. 1407 01:33:11,487 --> 01:33:14,149 This'll just give you a rough idea. 1408 01:33:14,257 --> 01:33:16,953 Friends, do you need money? We can help you. 1409 01:33:17,059 --> 01:33:20,495 You can have as high as $500. No security, no endorsers. 1410 01:33:20,596 --> 01:33:23,497 You don't even have to have a job. Pay the money back any time. 1411 01:33:23,599 --> 01:33:26,329 And when paid back, we let your mother out of the dungeon. 1412 01:33:26,435 --> 01:33:28,335 Now, I just... 1413 01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:31,838 Back in vaudeville. 1414 01:33:31,941 --> 01:33:35,104 Good morning, good morning. 1415 01:33:35,211 --> 01:33:37,577 A funny thing happened on the way to the senate. 1416 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,877 There was a lady standing in the rain, holding her dress up over her hat. 1417 01:33:40,983 --> 01:33:43,952 I said, Lady, you're gettin' your legs wet. She said, "I don't care. 1418 01:33:44,053 --> 01:33:46,886 My legs are 50 years old. The hat's brand new. 1419 01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:50,789 Mother bear cooked a pot of porridge and poured it into three bowls, 1420 01:33:50,893 --> 01:33:55,853 a big bowl, a middle-sized bowl and a small bowl and left it on the table to cool. 1421 01:33:55,965 --> 01:33:58,832 Then the bears went out for a walk. 1422 01:33:58,934 --> 01:34:02,028 "They had such a good time, they stayed until... 1423 01:34:02,138 --> 01:34:05,164 the small bear got quite tired and hungry. 1424 01:34:05,274 --> 01:34:09,608 While they were away, a little girl called Goldilocks, because of her golden hair, 1425 01:34:09,712 --> 01:34:13,170 passed by the bears' house and knocked on the door. 1426 01:34:13,282 --> 01:34:17,685 There was no answer, but Goldilocks saw an open window and climbed through it. 1427 01:34:17,787 --> 01:34:22,053 The first thing she found was a table with three bowls of porridge. 1428 01:34:22,158 --> 01:34:24,592 The porridge smelled so good, it made her hungry. 1429 01:34:24,694 --> 01:34:27,797 She tasted the porridge in the big bear's bowl. It was too hot. 1430 01:34:27,797 --> 01:34:28,729 She tasted the porridge in the big bear's bowl. It was too hot. 1431 01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:33,325 But the wee, small bear's porridge was just right, so she ate it all up. 1432 01:34:33,436 --> 01:34:36,371 She tried the middle-sized bear's chair. That was too high. 1433 01:34:36,472 --> 01:34:40,067 Then she tried the wee, small bear's chair, 1434 01:34:40,176 --> 01:34:42,736 and it broke all to pieces. 1435 01:34:42,845 --> 01:34:44,972 Goldilocks went into the bears' bedroom. 1436 01:34:45,081 --> 01:34:47,515 The big bear's bed was much too big, 1437 01:34:47,616 --> 01:34:50,346 and the middle-sized bear's bed seemed a little hard. 1438 01:34:50,453 --> 01:34:53,581 But the wee, small bear's bed was so comfortable, 1439 01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:56,351 Goldilocks went right to sleep. 1440 01:34:56,459 --> 01:34:59,690 It was just about then that the three bear... 1441 01:34:59,795 --> 01:35:02,821 Huh. Can you imagine? 1442 01:35:04,900 --> 01:35:07,892 Another drink. 1443 01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:11,996 And with the chalk in hand, the vagabond finished the sketch... 1444 01:35:12,108 --> 01:35:15,271 of a face that well might buy the soul of any man. 1445 01:35:15,378 --> 01:35:20,247 And as he placed another lock upon that shapely head, 1446 01:35:20,349 --> 01:35:22,442 with a fearful shriek, 1447 01:35:22,551 --> 01:35:26,954 he leaped and fell across the picture, dead! 1449 01:35:31,327 --> 01:35:35,320 Only acting, Senator. I hope. Ohhh! 1450 01:35:37,299 --> 01:35:40,826 Ah. Beautiful hair. 1451 01:35:40,936 --> 01:35:42,870 Dandruff. 1452 01:35:42,972 --> 01:35:47,466 Invention number 9,412 is a snood for a chicken. 1453 01:35:47,576 --> 01:35:49,737 You slip the snood over the back end of the chicken... 1454 01:35:49,845 --> 01:35:53,440 and when she lays an egg, she brings it to ya. 1455 01:35:53,549 --> 01:35:55,744 Let's forget inventions and take up cooking. 1456 01:35:55,851 --> 01:35:59,184 Jim Taylor's epic struggle has been going on now for three days... 1457 01:35:59,288 --> 01:36:02,086 and this remarkable man shows some signs of weakening. 1458 01:36:02,191 --> 01:36:04,751 Water! Water! 1459 01:36:06,195 --> 01:36:09,790 Water, water, everywhere and not a drop to drink! 1462 01:36:16,705 --> 01:36:18,229 Jimmy! Jim! 1463 01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:22,868 Are you still acting, Jim? 1464 01:36:22,978 --> 01:36:25,879 Rub his hands! Rub his hands! 1465 01:36:33,322 --> 01:36:36,587 Mr. Speaker! Gentlemen! 1466 01:36:36,692 --> 01:36:39,456 I have absolute proof that Mr. Jim Taylor... 1467 01:36:39,562 --> 01:36:42,827 has been the innocent victim of a bunch of crooks. 1468 01:36:42,932 --> 01:36:45,958 And in view of the fact... 1469 01:36:46,068 --> 01:36:49,526 that the FBI have apprehended these scoundrels, 1470 01:36:49,638 --> 01:36:52,698 I'm turning over my evidence to the state. 1471 01:36:52,808 --> 01:36:56,938 Now, I'm quite sure that you gentlemen are able to clean your own house. 1473 01:37:00,216 --> 01:37:01,808 Speech, speech! 1474 01:37:01,917 --> 01:37:05,444 Yeah! Speech, speech! 1475 01:37:05,554 --> 01:37:07,852 Well, I don't know what... 1476 01:37:07,957 --> 01:37:09,857 Ollie! Ollie! 1477 01:37:09,959 --> 01:37:12,450 Thank you, thank you! 1479 01:37:16,365 --> 01:37:19,823 Gentlemen, gentlemen! Jim Taylor, the pride of the South! 1481 01:37:24,173 --> 01:37:26,539 Jim Taylor! Jim Taylor for governor! 1483 01:37:28,878 --> 01:37:32,370 For governor? Well, shut my mouth. Shut my m... 1484 01:37:35,451 --> 01:37:38,113 She did!